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The "I have a confession thread"

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The "I have a confession thread"
DespondentFishdeathMasochismo Offline
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#191
RE: The "I have a confession thread"
December 3, 2015 at 1:25 pm
AC/DC fucking sucks Tongue
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#192
RE: The "I have a confession thread"
December 3, 2015 at 1:42 pm
(December 3, 2015 at 12:09 pm)Quantum Wrote:
(December 3, 2015 at 4:59 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: "... My balls are always bouncing, to the left and to the right / it's my belief that my big balls should be held every night ..."

Why try and reach for the stars?
They're but big balls in the sky.
When reaching for mine
will get you to orbit at your first try?

Ok that was bad. You're clearly the ballsier poet.

Oh, I was quoting the late Bon Scott, Esq. That wasn't my own verse.

Though I am working on a salacious Christmas number ...

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#193
RE: The "I have a confession thread"
December 3, 2015 at 3:54 pm
I do not AC/DC, it is true...
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#194
RE: The "I have a confession thread"
December 3, 2015 at 4:02 pm
(December 3, 2015 at 1:25 pm)DespondentFishdeathMasochismo Wrote: AC/DC fucking sucks Tongue

You finally say something I agree with Big Grin
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#195
RE: The "I have a confession thread"
December 3, 2015 at 4:02 pm
I'm really enjoying the ballsy poems guys, moar please.
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#196
RE: The "I have a confession thread"
December 4, 2015 at 7:30 pm
I have a confession.

I wish I could win the lottery.

That is all.
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#197
RE: The "I have a confession thread"
December 4, 2015 at 7:42 pm
(December 3, 2015 at 4:02 pm)Losty Wrote:
(December 3, 2015 at 1:25 pm)DespondentFishdeathMasochismo Wrote: AC/DC fucking sucks Tongue

You finally say something I agree with Big Grin

It's an age thing.
Bon Scott was voted greatest rock vocalist in history...
From memory, maybe Paul Rogers (bad company) second.
From Rolling Stone magazine or Kerrang.
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Know God, Know fear.
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RE: The "I have a confession thread"
December 4, 2015 at 10:08 pm (This post was last modified: December 4, 2015 at 10:09 pm by Losty.)
(December 4, 2015 at 7:42 pm)ignoramus Wrote:
(December 3, 2015 at 4:02 pm)Losty Wrote: You finally say something I agree with Big Grin

It's an age thing.
Bon Scott was voted greatest rock vocalist in history...
From memory, maybe Paul Rogers (bad company) second.
From Rolling Stone magazine or Kerrang.

I love that you think I'm as young as DFDM. I take that as a compliment.
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RE: The "I have a confession thread"
December 8, 2015 at 5:32 pm (This post was last modified: December 8, 2015 at 5:33 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
(December 4, 2015 at 7:30 pm)Judi Lynn Wrote: I have a confession.

I wish I could win the lottery.

That is all.

You could. By getting a ticket.

Of course it's massively fucking unlikely as the odds are low as fuck and it's totally not worth the ticket price. Don't get a ticket.
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RE: The "I have a confession thread"
December 8, 2015 at 6:16 pm
I have won the lottery a few times
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