What are your best and worst qualities?

[Thumpalumpacus]

I feel like lots of my qualities are double-edged swords. I am blunt. If I am upset with how I am being treated, I have had a tendency to let it be known. But I am accomadating when I can be, and even when I can't be at times (which reduces me to doormat status).

I have a better awareness of anger than I used to, though. I need to work on neatness and fashion sense, though. I often dress like a 20-year old (I'm 39 and 364 days).

I also don't get bored too easily. I mean, hey. I'm an atheist. I'm not waiting for Heaven, amirite (no harm meant toward our good Christian friends, though)? Each moment is important.

I had something else, but I forgot (short term memory, there. Is it an LD or is it something that just needs paid attention to?).

ETA: Ah, yes. Living in the moment. I doez it (but I think that was at least implicitly addressed above).

Happy birthday, brotha.

[Thumpalumpacus]

I'm just kidding btw, Capn.

I feel too horrible leaving that up there without confirming that I'm not being serious lol.

Mofo is ugly enough to make a freight train take a dirt road, you don't need to backtrack. If I had a dog looking like him, I'd shave its ass and teach it to walk backwards.

[paulpablo]

I'm impatient, I don't plan ahead enough, I'm pretty hedonistic and get easily addicted to things.  My mathematic skills are pathetic and I'm forgetful.  I have a slightly curved spine that makes me look like I'm slouching a lot and I've got a big head which is balding, not severely but enough to be noticed so I just shave my hair quite short now.  My social skills have been described as autistic and I'm pretty sure I've only given severe affection to people based on shallow attraction unless I was on some sort of drugs.  I can be pretty nervous in large groups of people.  I can be too competitive sometimes which leads me to try and compete with everyone at everything rather than focusing on my own specific talents or goals.  I was really late at being focused on anything career related at all, and along with my crap education experience it's led me to have a pretty crap job.  I feel uncomfortable around people who are obviously superior to me at most things because I have a tendency to get bitter and jealous.  I have OCD tendencies.  I can be irrationally nostalgic and sentimental.

I'm fairly disciplined when I focus on something I want to do, hours and hours practising or exercising is something I enjoy doing, which has resulted in me being a very fast at typing, guitar playing and I juggle quite well.  I think I'm very logical, rightfully sceptical. I think my body is attractive, aside from the bad points I mentioned, I have a good muscle tone without using steroids, relatively good height, relatively good penis size, big blue eyes, broad shoulders.  I have perfect eyesight and fairly good hand eye co ordination.  I'm sexually confident. I have sporadic moments of very thoughtful kindness,  If excess food I go out of my way to give it away, it usually gets given away to homeless people or sometimes people I know. I'm pretty kind when it comes to animals, I don't even like to see insects get hurt.  I'm also thoughtful about nature.   I'm pretty physically and mentally tough counterbalanced with experience enabling me to be able to judge when I should back down from a challenge.  I'm pretty easy to talk to and could probably talk to anyone for hours on the phone.  I have quite good English skills and a vivid imagination.  I'm very good at saving up money, I know the value of money well and I don't get bogged down in a lifestyle of luxuries. I try hard to not have irrational prejudices impacting my reasoning and I'm wise enough to know because of my human nature I'll always have to try hard to not have irrational prejudice in my mind and I'll probably never be totally successful at it.

[Cato]

Best quality: What you see is what you get.
Worst quality: What you see is what you get.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but some people are in dire need of spectacles. I will skirt the truth for the sake of somebody's emotions if I deem the circumstance inconsequential; however, if the matter is of some importance emotions will take a back seat to truth. In my experience, most people prefer to be lied to. This song sums it up:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAHR7_VZdRw

This song isn't just about the lyrics, it is burdened with who wrote it and why. How many here honestly know who Ozzie and Harriet were without looking it up? 

My peace of mind will trump someone's emotional issues with reality every time.

[Whateverist]

Best: Spontaneity

Worst: Disorganization

[Whateverist]

I feel sorry for you sometimes EP.

On the one hand you say you're narcissistic and on the other hand you refuse to say anything good about yourself and you have difficulty accepting compliments?

I'll say one of your good qualities: You analyse well.

It's a ploy.  Makes people rephrase or at least repeat their compliments.  (Works every time.)

[Edwardo Piet]

I want sex now.

Since when do you NOT want sex? But now that you mention it I'm rather horny myself.

That sounds like fun

When do I not want sex? I ask myself this question a lot.

The answer is always: During recharging time.

[Whateverist]

EP has ignored my advances. I'm sad.

Taking over the world can take time.

[Whateverist]

*raises hand and meekly says*

I can motorboat....

Me too, provided you've got at least a B cup.

[Edwardo Piet]

I like bewbies. The soft ones AND the firm ones.

They're tasty