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Psychic mediums
#11
RE: Psychic mediums
If someone ever comes up to you and claims they are psychic, simply ask them when the last time they won the PowerBall jackpot or the Mega Millions jackpot. If they tell you they don't play the lottery, tell them they are just as full of shit about that as they are about their "predictions" (be sure to use the air quotes) and then walk away.
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand. 
(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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#12
RE: Psychic mediums
Bilbo Baggins effectively destroyed all psychics ever with the simple question, 'What have I got in my pocket?' If they can't tell you that, why should they be trusted to tell you anything?

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#13
RE: Psychic mediums
Lint.


I win.
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#14
RE: Psychic mediums
Not lint.

You lose.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#15
RE: Psychic mediums
Bilbo gave his ring to Frodo, so his pocket is now empty.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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#16
RE: Psychic mediums
(December 12, 2015 at 6:22 pm)Aroura Wrote: I agree, those that bilk people in the throws of grief or desperation (and therefore, ruled more by emotions and missing their best judgement) are the lowest, most detestable form of human life.  Also, even those not suffering immediate grief, but just perhaps a few bulbs shy of a row, do not deserve to be robbed just because they are, perhaps, fools.

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#17
RE: Psychic mediums
(December 12, 2015 at 10:11 pm)Kitan Wrote: Bilbo gave his ring to Frodo, so his pocket is now empty.

You make the unjustified assumption that the pocket in question remained forever empty after Bilbo's divestiture of the ring.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#18
RE: Psychic mediums
Apparently, Jeebus isn't taking care of business in the hoperoom, the way he used to.
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#19
RE: Psychic mediums
(December 12, 2015 at 10:24 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(December 12, 2015 at 10:11 pm)Kitan Wrote: Bilbo gave his ring to Frodo, so his pocket is now empty.

You make the unjustified assumption that the pocket in question remained forever empty after Bilbo's divestiture of the ring.

Boru

So try.

I bet Bilbo's got condoms in his pocket.
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#20
RE: Psychic mediums
Oh, you're a psychic? How do you find time for flee markets in between being forced to work for the government at gunpoint and being forced to work for the military at gunpoint?
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