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RE: Psychic mediums
December 12, 2015 at 8:41 pm
If someone ever comes up to you and claims they are psychic, simply ask them when the last time they won the PowerBall jackpot or the Mega Millions jackpot. If they tell you they don't play the lottery, tell them they are just as full of shit about that as they are about their "predictions" (be sure to use the air quotes) and then walk away.
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RE: Psychic mediums
December 12, 2015 at 8:43 pm
Bilbo Baggins effectively destroyed all psychics ever with the simple question, 'What have I got in my pocket?' If they can't tell you that, why should they be trusted to tell you anything?
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RE: Psychic mediums
December 12, 2015 at 10:06 pm
Not lint.
You lose.
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RE: Psychic mediums
December 12, 2015 at 10:11 pm
Bilbo gave his ring to Frodo, so his pocket is now empty.
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RE: Psychic mediums
December 12, 2015 at 10:24 pm
(December 12, 2015 at 10:11 pm)Kitan Wrote: Bilbo gave his ring to Frodo, so his pocket is now empty.
You make the unjustified assumption that the pocket in question remained forever empty after Bilbo's divestiture of the ring.
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RE: Psychic mediums
December 12, 2015 at 11:16 pm
Apparently, Jeebus isn't taking care of business in the hoperoom, the way he used to.
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RE: Psychic mediums
December 13, 2015 at 12:10 am
(December 12, 2015 at 10:24 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (December 12, 2015 at 10:11 pm)Kitan Wrote: Bilbo gave his ring to Frodo, so his pocket is now empty.
You make the unjustified assumption that the pocket in question remained forever empty after Bilbo's divestiture of the ring.
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I bet Bilbo's got condoms in his pocket.
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RE: Psychic mediums
December 13, 2015 at 5:04 am
Oh, you're a psychic? How do you find time for flee markets in between being forced to work for the government at gunpoint and being forced to work for the military at gunpoint?