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All Hail the Second Amendment
RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
Religion.

And guns.


And probably batshit crazy to begin with.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
(December 28, 2015 at 10:08 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Who Would Jesus Shoot?

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/12/arizona-...as-shrine/

Quote:Arizona woman shoots victim in eye for not believing in God — and then keeps body on couch as ‘shrine’

That's allowed per biblical rules so she can claim that she's being persecuted for her religious beliefs.  She should appeal to the UN and ask for religious asylum.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
Example Number #who the fuck knows of how guns keep you safe.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/12/florida-...-intruder/

Quote:Florida mom shoots daughter dead after mistaking her for an intruder

Shoot first because asking questions is for pussies.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
Just like baseball bats are for pussies, apparently.  I don't understand, who thinks that a gun going off in their home, any gun, for any reason, is a good idea?  When did people start to think this shit? Popping off a round or two in a box filled with children probably isn't the best way to protect those children.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
You'd think a cop would know better.  Maybe not.  We don't seem to get a particularly high grade of cop any more.

http://www.ktuu.com/news/news/boy-4-acci...g/37182094



Quote:Boy, 4, accidentally kills self with handgun found in Bethel State Trooper Housing

Quote:"Investigation revealed that William Anderson, age 4, was playing by himself in the family living room when he obtained a privately owned firearm and subsequently suffered a fatal gunshot wound," troopers wrote. 

Trooper spokesman Tim Despain told Channel 2 News that the boy's father is an Alaska State Trooper who was not at home at the time of the shooting.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
Happy New Year, Dad.

You're one kid short.

http://www.wapt.com/news/central-mississ...t/37214346

Quote:16-year-old killed in hunting accident


Quote:Cayle Mitchell Taylor, of Franklinton, Louisiana, died after he was accidentally shot by his father, the Sharkey County coroner said.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
Thank goodness he had a gun!

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/01/ok-man-s...e-shooter/


Quote:OK man shoots teen in the back after he’s caught playing ‘ding-dong ditch’ — and cops don’t arrest the shooter

Way to fight "crime," Oklahoma!
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
(January 2, 2016 at 4:32 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Thank goodness he had a gun!

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/01/ok-man-s...e-shooter/


Quote:OK man shoots teen in the back after he’s caught playing ‘ding-dong ditch’ — and cops don’t arrest the shooter

Way to fight "crime," Oklahoma!
Well, they know where the shooter lives.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
Guns suck donkey balls.

/thread
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
Obama issues Executive Order closing several gun loopholes.

Actually a political move to force the republicunt morons to promise to repeal them if elected which trap they are gleefully jumping into with both feet.  Nothing like wanting more dead kids laying around the streets.
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