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I Am A Turtle: Bring Me Pleasure.

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I Am A Turtle: Bring Me Pleasure.
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RE: I Am A Turtle: Bring Me Pleasure.
January 15, 2016 at 4:21 pm
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(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: I Am A Turtle: Bring Me Pleasure.
January 15, 2016 at 4:40 pm


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RE: I Am A Turtle: Bring Me Pleasure.
January 21, 2016 at 1:10 pm
cute backyard tortoise comes when called:






giant tortoise in zoo enjoys being scratched and patted:



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RE: I Am A Turtle: Bring Me Pleasure.
January 21, 2016 at 1:12 pm
OH MY GOSH THAT FIRST VID IS SOOOOOOOOO ADORABLE!!!!

Cute little fella is called Taco! Oh my gosh, so adorable!
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RE: I Am A Turtle: Bring Me Pleasure.
January 21, 2016 at 1:12 pm
Pleasure is not allowed. Sorry.
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RE: I Am A Turtle: Bring Me Pleasure.
January 21, 2016 at 1:19 pm
(January 21, 2016 at 1:12 pm)Evie Wrote: OH MY GOSH THAT FIRST VID IS SOOOOOOOOO ADORABLE!!!!

Cute little fella is called Taco! Oh my gosh, so adorable!

I know!  "Taco!"  great name for a tortoise XD
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RE: I Am A Turtle: Bring Me Pleasure.
January 21, 2016 at 1:42 pm
(January 21, 2016 at 1:12 pm)Bella Morte Wrote: Pleasure is not allowed. Sorry.

Too late. The mayo has already been made.
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RE: I Am A Turtle: Bring Me Pleasure.
January 21, 2016 at 1:50 pm
(January 21, 2016 at 1:42 pm)Evie Wrote:
(January 21, 2016 at 1:12 pm)Bella Morte Wrote: Pleasure is not allowed. Sorry.

Too late. The mayo has already been made.

I'm confiscating this mayo under the Anti-Pleasure Act of 2016.
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RE: I Am A Turtle: Bring Me Pleasure.
January 21, 2016 at 2:32 pm
(January 21, 2016 at 1:50 pm)Bella Morte Wrote:
(January 21, 2016 at 1:42 pm)Evie Wrote: Too late. The mayo has already been made.

I'm confiscating this mayo under the Anti-Pleasure Act of 2016.

Too late. It's already been consumed.
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RE: I Am A Turtle: Bring Me Pleasure.
January 21, 2016 at 2:40 pm (This post was last modified: January 21, 2016 at 2:41 pm by account_inactive.)
(January 21, 2016 at 2:32 pm)Evie Wrote:
(January 21, 2016 at 1:50 pm)Bella Morte Wrote: I'm confiscating this mayo under the Anti-Pleasure Act of 2016.

Too late. It's already been consumed.

We'll find ways to get it out of you. *evil smile*
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