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Looks like there might be Mormons ambushing people shoppers today...
#21
RE: Looks like there might be Mormons ambushing people shoppers today...
Could you please critique the South Park Moron episode?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: Looks like there might be Mormons ambushing people shoppers today...
(February 2, 2016 at 1:34 am)God of Mr. Hanky Wrote:
(February 1, 2016 at 5:04 pm)Cephus Wrote: I've honestly never seen them bothering anyone in public, they only used to come to my door, at least until I got myself permanently blacklisted, and now I only see them riding their precious little bikes down the road.

I once ran into some Mormons trolling a public beach where I worked as a kid, which is only 90 minutes upstate of NYC.

Fortunately, they will put you on the black list and never bother you again if you tell them, just as nicely as they do deserve as dishonest citizens, to fuck off. Having a gun displayed helps too Big Grin

I didn't have to tell them to leave me alone, I just had to show that I knew their theology better than they did and I knew all of the problems. They don't like that. They didn't take me off their list, they ran away and hid.
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RE: Looks like there might be Mormons ambushing people shoppers today...
(February 1, 2016 at 1:01 pm)Cato Wrote: - Carry a small stone in your pocket and wear a hat. If they ask a question say 'let me see' and then drop the stone in your hat and put your face up to it as if to block out light.

Carry the hat and the stone, and claim that you have another newer and better set of gold tablets at your house. No, platinum tablets! Refuse to let them see them (cuz God said so), but use the stone and hat to convey the message on these tablets to the Mormons. Tell them that God is angry at the lies Joseph Smith told, and that he entrusted you to transcribe the Newerer Testament for all to read.

If they do anything other than claim to believe you, get all indignant about not trusting God and shit. Figure that if they have any capability for introspection, they'll probably at least get a twinge of a feeling that maybe their sacred beliefs are stupid and wrong. If not, they're beyond help, anyway.
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RE: Looks like there might be Mormons ambushing people shoppers today...
Ask the Mormon acolytes why all the witnesses Joe could rustle up were later excommunicated.
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