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Happy Singles Awareness Day!

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Happy Singles Awareness Day!
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RE: Happy Singles Awareness Day!
February 14, 2016 at 5:04 pm
What i did on free chocolate day/singles day

eat chocolate

look at my bank account

watched movies

seen dead pool

get reminded this is a couples day >_> like every other fucking day of the year. I get it relationships
and stuff. >_> this is me day i do me day stuff Tongue

Play video games worked out etc.
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RE: Happy Singles Awareness Day!
February 14, 2016 at 5:05 pm
I envy you your rose. I'm just so sick of being alone.
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#23
RE: Happy Singles Awareness Day!
February 14, 2016 at 5:58 pm
I'm spending my Valentine's Day just now realizing it's Valentine's Day.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

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#24
RE: Happy Singles Awareness Day!
February 14, 2016 at 6:00 pm
Oh dear, perhaps I was too quick to judge earlier. Creepy, robot larva pillow may not be a half bad idea. 
Wonder how much it runs for?  Big Grin


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RE: Happy Singles Awareness Day!
February 14, 2016 at 6:05 pm
(February 14, 2016 at 6:00 pm)Thena323 Wrote: Oh dear, perhaps I was too quick to judge earlier. Creepy, robot larva pillow may not be a half bad idea. 
Wonder how much it runs for?  Big Grin



 I wonder if you can hump it?
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RE: Happy Singles Awareness Day!
February 14, 2016 at 6:11 pm
(February 14, 2016 at 6:05 pm)Mermaid Wrote:
(February 14, 2016 at 6:00 pm)Thena323 Wrote: Oh dear, perhaps I was too quick to judge earlier. Creepy, robot larva pillow may not be a half bad idea. 
Wonder how much it runs for?  Big Grin



 I wonder if you can hump it?

Yes.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: Happy Singles Awareness Day!
February 14, 2016 at 6:12 pm
(February 14, 2016 at 6:05 pm)Mermaid Wrote:
(February 14, 2016 at 6:00 pm)Thena323 Wrote:


 I wonder if you can hump it?

That thought had occurred to me...I don't see why not.

Not that I would.
Nope, I definitely wouldn't.
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RE: Happy Singles Awareness Day!
February 14, 2016 at 6:42 pm
(February 14, 2016 at 6:12 pm)Thena323 Wrote:
(February 14, 2016 at 6:05 pm)Mermaid Wrote:  I wonder if you can hump it?

That thought had occurred to me...I don't see why not.

Not that I would.
Nope, I definitely wouldn't.

Yeah. Me neither. Definitely not.
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RE: Happy Singles Awareness Day!
February 14, 2016 at 6:43 pm (This post was last modified: February 14, 2016 at 6:43 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
Let's all state that we wouldn't hump it. It clearly needs to be said........
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#30
RE: Happy Singles Awareness Day!
February 14, 2016 at 6:53 pm
I would not admit to humping it. Ever, ever, ever, ever, ever.
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