Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: November 24, 2025, 2:25 pm
Atheist Forums › Community › Atheism v
What's the lamest defence of Theism you've ever heard?

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Thread Modes
What's the lamest defence of Theism you've ever heard?
Edwardo Piet Away
Devil's Supercardo.
Religious Views: Atheistic panexperientialism
Posts: 43162
Threads: 720
Joined: September 21, 2008
Reputation: 132
#71
RE: What's the lamest defence of Theism you've ever heard?
February 15, 2016 at 2:58 am
"You'd have no morals without God."
Find
Reply
MTL Offline
Member
***
Religious Views: Agnostic, Antitheist
Posts: 1587
Threads: 21
Joined: June 13, 2015
Reputation: 26
#72
RE: What's the lamest defence of Theism you've ever heard?
February 15, 2016 at 3:04 am
(February 14, 2016 at 9:20 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(February 14, 2016 at 8:34 pm)MTL Wrote: They haven't evolved beyond being gross, yet.

There's no selection pressure for being gross.  Tongue

just selection pressure from rolled up newspapers.
Find
Reply
MTL Offline
Member
***
Religious Views: Agnostic, Antitheist
Posts: 1587
Threads: 21
Joined: June 13, 2015
Reputation: 26
#73
RE: What's the lamest defence of Theism you've ever heard?
February 15, 2016 at 3:06 am
(February 14, 2016 at 8:11 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote:
(February 14, 2016 at 3:23 pm)MTL Wrote:



Well Done, God.

Oh, God, that last one is horrific...*shudder*.  It looks like the inside of a vagina grew tentacles...

Well, I didn't think it was possible to make the star-nosed mole any worse,
but you just did.  Thanks, awfully.
Find
Reply
robvalue Offline
Chainsaw of logic
*****
Religious Views: Time to wake up
Posts: 29107
Threads: 218
Joined: August 9, 2014
Reputation: 154
#74
RE: What's the lamest defence of Theism you've ever heard?
February 15, 2016 at 3:10 am
(February 15, 2016 at 2:58 am)Evie Wrote: "You'd have no morals without God."

Haha, yeah.

Even, "Atheists would just go around murdering and raping."

Would, huh? They're not, though. Try referring to reality once in a while.
Feel free to send me a private message.
Please visit my website here! It's got lots of information about atheism/theism and support for new atheists.

Index of useful threads and discussions
Index of my best videos
Quickstart guide to the forum
Find
Reply
MTL Offline
Member
***
Religious Views: Agnostic, Antitheist
Posts: 1587
Threads: 21
Joined: June 13, 2015
Reputation: 26
#75
RE: What's the lamest defence of Theism you've ever heard?
February 15, 2016 at 3:11 am
(February 14, 2016 at 9:48 pm)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: This:

[Image: JesusOnToast2.jpg]

[Image: hqdefault.jpg]
Find
Reply
SofaKingHigh Offline
Member
***
Religious Views: SikTh are back. Amen.
Posts: 977
Threads: 11
Joined: July 17, 2015
Reputation: 9
#76
RE: What's the lamest defence of Theism you've ever heard?
February 15, 2016 at 6:49 am
(February 15, 2016 at 3:11 am)MTL Wrote:
(February 14, 2016 at 9:48 pm)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: This:

[Image: JesusOnToast2.jpg]

[Image: hqdefault.jpg]

Hahahaaaaa!!  Oh, I literally laughed out loud.

Absolutely fucking brilliant.
You may refer to me as "Oh High One."
Find
Reply
Gawdzilla Offline
121.92 meter mutant fire-breathing lizardy
***
Religious Views: Rabid atheistic baby eater
Posts: 1817
Threads: 18
Joined: April 22, 2011
Reputation: 17
#77
RE: What's the lamest defence of Theism you've ever heard?
February 15, 2016 at 7:52 am
I asked one person for proof of any god or gods and he posted a YouTube of "Yes, Jesus Loves Me". [Image: hb.gif]
WWII Resources (Diplomatic, political)
Hyperwar, WWII on the Internet (Military, strategic)
Find
Reply
LadyForCamus Offline
Retired Staff
*****
Religious Views: Atheist
Posts: 9916
Threads: 53
Joined: November 27, 2015
Reputation: 92
#78
What's the lamest defence of Theism you've ever heard?
February 15, 2016 at 9:59 am
(February 15, 2016 at 3:06 am)MTL Wrote:
(February 14, 2016 at 8:11 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: Oh, God, that last one is horrific...*shudder*.  It looks like the inside of a vagina grew tentacles...

Well, I didn't think it was possible to make the star-nosed mole any worse,
but you just did.  Thanks, awfully.

Hahaha, any time! [emoji13]

It is "Vagina tentata"

Thanks, folks. I'm here all week.
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
Find
Reply
Pat Mustard Offline
God! Theresa, I forgot me fecking trousers!
****
Religious Views: the Disc's first ligthning proof atheist
Posts: 8365
Threads: 47
Joined: September 12, 2015
Reputation: 42
#79
RE: What's the lamest defence of Theism you've ever heard?
February 15, 2016 at 11:06 am
(February 14, 2016 at 9:48 pm)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: This:

[Image: JesusOnToast2.jpg]

I could never understand why a picture of Lemmy burnt into toast could be proof of Jesusism
Urbs Antiqua Fuit Studiisque Asperrima Belli

Home
Find
Reply
Jackalope Offline
Exiled
********
Religious Views: Absurdist
Posts: 31527
Threads: 204
Joined: July 19, 2011
Reputation: 141
#80
RE: What's the lamest defence of Theism you've ever heard?
February 15, 2016 at 11:54 am
(February 15, 2016 at 3:04 am)MTL Wrote:
(February 14, 2016 at 9:20 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: There's no selection pressure for being gross.  Tongue

just selection pressure from rolled up newspapers.

Nah, they outbreed any attempts to cull their numbers.
Find
Reply


Atheist Forums › Community › Atheism v
What's the lamest defence of Theism you've ever heard?

Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  Science and Theism Doesn't Work out right? Hellomate1234 28 4939 November 7, 2024 at 8:12 am
Last Post: syntheticadrenaline
  Atheism, theism, agnosticism, gnosticism, ignosticism Simon Moon 25 4590 October 29, 2022 at 4:49 pm
Last Post: LinuxGal
  Moral universalism and theism Interaktive 20 4133 May 6, 2022 at 7:23 pm
Last Post: The Grand Nudger
  Comparing Theism with Flat-Earthism FlatAssembler 26 4869 December 21, 2020 at 3:10 pm
Last Post: Fake Messiah
  Protection Against the Wiles of Theism Rhondazvous 9 2666 April 7, 2019 at 7:03 pm
Last Post: Rhondazvous
  Have you Heathens heard the Good News? The Valkyrie 71 18768 January 26, 2018 at 9:52 pm
Last Post: rado84
  Anti-Theism Haipule 134 38055 December 20, 2017 at 1:39 pm
Last Post: Haipule
  Would you as an atheist EVER do this? Alexmahone 41 10047 December 6, 2017 at 10:47 pm
Last Post: Cecelia
  What date do you estimate atheism will overtake theism in the world population Coveny 49 17721 September 12, 2017 at 9:36 am
Last Post: mordant
  Do You Ever Miss God? Rhondazvous 75 29270 May 20, 2017 at 4:33 pm
Last Post: Paraselene



Users browsing this thread: 2 Guest(s)