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What's the lamest defence of Theism you've ever heard?

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What's the lamest defence of Theism you've ever heard?
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RE: What's the lamest defence of Theism you've ever heard?
February 15, 2016 at 2:58 am
"You'd have no morals without God."
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RE: What's the lamest defence of Theism you've ever heard?
February 15, 2016 at 3:04 am
(February 14, 2016 at 9:20 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(February 14, 2016 at 8:34 pm)MTL Wrote: They haven't evolved beyond being gross, yet.

There's no selection pressure for being gross.  Tongue

just selection pressure from rolled up newspapers.
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RE: What's the lamest defence of Theism you've ever heard?
February 15, 2016 at 3:06 am
(February 14, 2016 at 8:11 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote:
(February 14, 2016 at 3:23 pm)MTL Wrote:



Well Done, God.

Oh, God, that last one is horrific...*shudder*.  It looks like the inside of a vagina grew tentacles...

Well, I didn't think it was possible to make the star-nosed mole any worse,
but you just did.  Thanks, awfully.
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RE: What's the lamest defence of Theism you've ever heard?
February 15, 2016 at 3:10 am
(February 15, 2016 at 2:58 am)Evie Wrote: "You'd have no morals without God."

Haha, yeah.

Even, "Atheists would just go around murdering and raping."

Would, huh? They're not, though. Try referring to reality once in a while.
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RE: What's the lamest defence of Theism you've ever heard?
February 15, 2016 at 3:11 am
(February 14, 2016 at 9:48 pm)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: This:

[Image: JesusOnToast2.jpg]

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RE: What's the lamest defence of Theism you've ever heard?
February 15, 2016 at 6:49 am
(February 15, 2016 at 3:11 am)MTL Wrote:
(February 14, 2016 at 9:48 pm)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: This:

[Image: JesusOnToast2.jpg]

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Hahahaaaaa!!  Oh, I literally laughed out loud.

Absolutely fucking brilliant.
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RE: What's the lamest defence of Theism you've ever heard?
February 15, 2016 at 7:52 am
I asked one person for proof of any god or gods and he posted a YouTube of "Yes, Jesus Loves Me". [Image: hb.gif]
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What's the lamest defence of Theism you've ever heard?
February 15, 2016 at 9:59 am
(February 15, 2016 at 3:06 am)MTL Wrote:
(February 14, 2016 at 8:11 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: Oh, God, that last one is horrific...*shudder*.  It looks like the inside of a vagina grew tentacles...

Well, I didn't think it was possible to make the star-nosed mole any worse,
but you just did.  Thanks, awfully.

Hahaha, any time! [emoji13]

It is "Vagina tentata"

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RE: What's the lamest defence of Theism you've ever heard?
February 15, 2016 at 11:06 am
(February 14, 2016 at 9:48 pm)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: This:

[Image: JesusOnToast2.jpg]

I could never understand why a picture of Lemmy burnt into toast could be proof of Jesusism
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RE: What's the lamest defence of Theism you've ever heard?
February 15, 2016 at 11:54 am
(February 15, 2016 at 3:04 am)MTL Wrote:
(February 14, 2016 at 9:20 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: There's no selection pressure for being gross.  Tongue

just selection pressure from rolled up newspapers.

Nah, they outbreed any attempts to cull their numbers.
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