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I came here for the jelly.

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I came here for the jelly.
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RE: I came here for the jelly.
February 17, 2016 at 2:33 am
(February 17, 2016 at 2:27 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: Gotcha. I'm happy you're here, nonetheless!

I'm kidding. We friends.

and I'm glad to be here, too! Already staying up late on a work night and everything. lol! This place will be the death of me.
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RE: I came here for the jelly.
February 17, 2016 at 2:34 am
I hear you. I don't get off work for another 5.5 hours... I work 10-6am. Blech...
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

PM me your email address to join the Slack chat! I'll give you a taco(or five) if you join! --->There's an app and everything!<---
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#23
RE: I came here for the jelly.
February 17, 2016 at 2:39 am
(February 17, 2016 at 2:30 am)Aoi Magi Wrote: Hi,

Welcome.

We are running a bit short on the theist supply this month, as the new shipment got scared away by our new spectacular-spam-fence.

If you want things to bite, check out the mafia section, where everyone bites everyone, because....you know, it's like super fun and stuff, and just for this month you get to join in at the super discounted rate of just your soul. Tongue

Thank you!
Just my soul!? that's like... nothing! You guys are awesome! Tongue
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#24
RE: I came here for the jelly.
February 17, 2016 at 2:52 am
Bienvenidos amiga.
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RE: I came here for the jelly.
February 17, 2016 at 2:58 am
(February 17, 2016 at 2:52 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Bienvenidos amiga.

Gracias. *blows a kiss in spanish
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#26
RE: I came here for the jelly.
February 17, 2016 at 3:43 am
Oh great, another Latin speaker...
Let's hang out and eat jamon with melon...
You bring the melon(s), I bring the jamon (we call it presunto, btw).

Welcome aboard!
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RE: I came here for the jelly.
February 17, 2016 at 3:55 am
I don't like you. Watchoo talkin' bad 'bout flour tortillas for?


Anyhow, welcome. You're already rather interesting. It's like you've been here a while.
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#28
RE: I came here for the jelly.
February 17, 2016 at 4:00 am
Pretty sure it's Pious Palladin! (eventually, one will be her!) hehe
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RE: I came here for the jelly.
February 17, 2016 at 4:04 am
I was in serious doubt about JELLO's health when you introduced yourself like you did! JELLO AND ME, we tight, see. I like to think she/he's a hot movie star that likes to eat Jello and/or are actually Jello Mold Movie Stars.. So please Mamacita, please tell me your intentions with my beloved JELLO before I go girl crazy on you with glitter and stickers!

Ps. If/when Losty comes through here she will tell you about her obsession with cookies and bacon. This is for her, but I suggest it as excellent reading material for all involved, really.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0XILwJa5JpI

Now I'm hungray!!! Grrrrrr!!!

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Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: I came here for the jelly.
February 17, 2016 at 4:05 am
Oh. I'm missing something then. Not the first time. Nor even the thousandth.
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