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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 23, 2016 at 8:35 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 23, 2016 at 6:57 pm
He he ...she's thinking, oops, I'm about to get my ass nuked!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 24, 2016 at 1:37 am
I'd let Kanye nuke mine if he'd let me nuke his.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 24, 2016 at 5:46 am
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"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 24, 2016 at 6:39 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 26, 2016 at 6:21 am
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"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 26, 2016 at 7:56 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 28, 2016 at 3:52 am
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"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 29, 2016 at 6:32 pm (This post was last modified: March 1, 2016 at 6:58 pm by Cyberman. Edit Reason: Replaced image with a less crappy version. )
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 29, 2016 at 8:36 pm
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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