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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 5, 2016 at 6:40 pm
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 8, 2016 at 7:55 am
Yeah Ken Ham stupid fucking asshole

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 8, 2016 at 2:25 pm
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 8, 2016 at 2:26 pm
Wonder how he feels about mine ??
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 8, 2016 at 6:18 pm
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 12, 2016 at 7:28 am
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No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 12, 2016 at 7:29 am
This seems to sum up cats nicely...

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 12, 2016 at 7:49 am
(February 6, 2016 at 6:04 am)ignoramus Wrote: Hey Vorls, have you ever had a golden gaytime?
I just had one, boy was it messy. Got it all over myself.

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In all seriousness, one of the best iceblocks ever made, second only to the Jelly Tip.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 12, 2016 at 9:21 am
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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 12, 2016 at 10:08 am
Dog philosophy:

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Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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