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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 15, 2016 at 7:08 am
(February 15, 2016 at 1:54 am)Excited Penguin Wrote:
(February 15, 2016 at 1:38 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: You are quite the comical curmudgeon. It would be funnier if the incessant bitching about literally everything weren't annoying as fuck.

I think you need to calm down and remain civil. That being said, if I knew I would get this kind of reaction for a mere opinion I wouldn't have given it in the first place.

Lol - so "you bitch about everything"

countered with:

"bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch...."
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 15, 2016 at 7:08 am
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"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 15, 2016 at 7:18 am (This post was last modified: February 15, 2016 at 7:18 am by ignoramus.)
a very rare breed indeed SC! The elusive redneck rasta! hehe
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 15, 2016 at 8:23 am
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"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die." 
- Abdul Alhazred.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 15, 2016 at 10:04 am
Maybe I'm a nerd for laughing so hard at this... but... that's not something you didn't know already!

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 15, 2016 at 8:34 pm
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 19, 2016 at 2:52 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 20, 2016 at 6:58 pm
The boys are showing their age here, but it's still them shining through:



At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 23, 2016 at 1:47 am
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"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 23, 2016 at 1:51 am
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"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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