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So, "Noah" had four big-ass cranes?
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Check the video.
http://www.rawstory.com/2016/04/sneak-pe...gods-word/ Quote:SNEAK PEEK: Ken Ham thinks this fake dinosaur on Noah’s Ark will convince you to ‘trust God’s word’ Dumbasses. I'm sure Dripshit already has tickets to the opening!  RE: So, "Noah" had four big-ass cranes?
April 12, 2016 at 6:23 pm
(This post was last modified: April 12, 2016 at 6:35 pm by ApeNotKillApe.)
What a great waste of fucking money. Put it on the water, Ken, see how well it sails, you fraudulent scum.
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Apparently, he also had a crew of dozens of skilled craftspeople for 2 to 3 years. But yeah, this makes is sooo much more realistic and believable!! lol
 
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Oh, man. I may have lost IQ points reading that.
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You're still ahead of Ham.
Yeah, let's see Ken Ham build a boat to the same deminsions that the ark was on, and see if it will float. I'd say try to cram as many animals as possible into it before sending it out, but I don't want to hear about a bunch of animals dying when ken's boat buckles and sinks.
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10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html
Right. Fill it with creatards and float it over the Marianas Trench.
Gotta fill it with enough weight for 'two of each kind' of animal. Then you have to have eight people on board as well -- I recommend Ray Comfort, Ken Ham, Kirk Cameron, William Lane Craig, Jack Chick (Yes, he's 91. Noah was 600, and he wasn't complaining) Kent Hovind, Chuck Norris, and Mike Hucakbee -- who must shovel the amount of waste that would be produced on the ark each day -- and they must stay afloat and do this for 150 days. They must also 'feed' the animals. (A Helicopter will deliver the waste each day). Of course none of this matters because it'll sink within an hour.
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 (April 12, 2016 at 6:58 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Yeah, let's see Ken Ham build a boat to the same deminsions that the ark was on, and see if it will float. I'd say try to cram as many animals as possible into it before sending it out, but I don't want to hear about a bunch of animals dying when ken's boat buckles and sinks. I once read a plausible scenario for how a boat would have survived a global flood (it make have been at Talk Origins, but I'm not sure). 1. Build a scale model of your Ark about 2 feet long. 2. Build it out of balsa (or a similarly light wood - remember, this is to scale). 3. Hold it together with a selection of twine, commercial wood glue, and toothpicks. 4. Place the finished model ever-so-gently in an oversized bathtub (a home spa would be ideal). And lastly... Boru
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RE: So, "Noah" had four big-ass cranes?
April 12, 2016 at 7:21 pm
(This post was last modified: April 12, 2016 at 7:25 pm by ApeNotKillApe.)
(April 12, 2016 at 7:13 pm)Cecelia Wrote: Gotta fill it with enough weight for 'two of each kind' of animal. Then you have to have eight people on board as well -- I recommend Ray Comfort, Ken Ham, Kirk Cameron, William Lane Craig, Jack Chick (Yes, he's 91. Noah was 600, and he wasn't complaining) Kent Hovind, Chuck Norris, and Mike Hucakbee -- who must shovel the amount of waste that would be produced on the ark each day -- and they must stay afloat and do this for 150 days. They must also 'feed' the animals. (A Helicopter will deliver the waste each day). Of course none of this matters because it'll sink within an hour. No need for the chopper. Those fucks produce more than enough shit from their mouths already.
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