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So, "Noah" had four big-ass cranes?
#21
RE: So, "Noah" had four big-ass cranes?
They're not made in space (as Boru once mentioned, at the Utopia Planitia Fleet Yards) for no reason!


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RE: So, "Noah" had four big-ass cranes?
So...

This guy wants to prove God really is a mass murdering incompetent maniac? Why does he want to do that?
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#23
RE: So, "Noah" had four big-ass cranes?
(April 13, 2016 at 12:37 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote:
(April 12, 2016 at 6:21 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Check the video.

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/04/sneak-pe...gods-word/



Dumbasses.


I'm sure Dripshit already has tickets to the opening!

Where's the water?

I think he's waiting for it to rain.... like in the novel.
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#24
RE: So, "Noah" had four big-ass cranes?
(April 12, 2016 at 7:49 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(April 12, 2016 at 7:13 pm)Cecelia Wrote: Gotta fill it with enough weight for 'two of each kind' of animal.  Then you have to have eight people on board as well -- I recommend Ray Comfort, Ken Ham, Kirk Cameron, William Lane Craig, Jack Chick (Yes, he's 91.  Noah was 600, and he wasn't complaining) Kent Hovind, Chuck Norris, and Mike Hucakbee -- who must shovel the amount of waste that would be produced on the ark each day -- and they must stay afloat and do this for 150 days.  They must also 'feed' the animals.  (A Helicopter will deliver the waste each day).  Of course none of this matters because it'll sink within an hour.

god used his ray gun and miniaturized all the animals as they came up the ramp. There xtians, problems solved.

4 cranes? Sandhill or Whooping?

Reminds me of this.  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bd5YUEOwlE

I mean, god can do anything, according to them, so why not?  lol
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RE: So, "Noah" had four big-ass cranes?
(April 13, 2016 at 8:40 am)robvalue Wrote: So...

This guy wants to prove God really is a mass murdering incompetent maniac? Why does he want to do that?

The same reason, people like Drippy keep spreading the good news. Shock and awe. You can't win them with arguments, so try to scare them.

That's what Ham's and Drippy's god have in common. Being despicable monsters to scare kids.
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RE: So, "Noah" had four big-ass cranes?
(April 13, 2016 at 11:37 am)Minimalist Wrote:
(April 13, 2016 at 12:37 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: Where's the water?

I think he's waiting for it to rain.... like in the novel.
That's 30.27 feet of water per hour for 960 hours (6.054 inches per minute).  Maybe he should be building a space ship and get off the planet before it starts raining.
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#27
RE: So, "Noah" had four big-ass cranes?
You're going to employ math on people who  think 1+1+1=1?

Good luck with that.
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RE: So, "Noah" had four big-ass cranes?
(April 13, 2016 at 12:43 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote:
(April 12, 2016 at 11:06 pm)ignoramus Wrote: What a sad waste of money.
I'd love to see a full scale Enterprise though!
Now that would be cool.... Based on real science of course!

With working warp nascelles!
As you requested.  https://www.google.com/search?q=uss+ente...81h5NWM%3A

Awesome, but... doesn't it look more like the USS Reliant? (With that raised back deck, and all...)
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