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Who Would Jesus Bomb?

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Who Would Jesus Bomb?
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Who Would Jesus Bomb?
April 10, 2011 at 2:21 am (This post was last modified: April 13, 2011 at 2:02 pm by Cinjin.)
Recently, I saw a funny T-shirt. It read:

WWJB - Who Would Jesus Bomb? Consoling

I thought it was funny since there are soooo very many ways to answer that question depending on what part of the Bible you like to read from.
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RE: Who Would Jesus Bomb?
April 10, 2011 at 7:18 am
-Jesus loves everyone: so he'd bomb no one
-Jesus is God: God kills ton of people: he'd be genocidal
-Jesus threw the Jews out of the Temple: kill all the Jews.

It's pretty insane Big Grin
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RE: Who Would Jesus Bomb?
April 10, 2011 at 10:43 am
Jesus would bomb the little children and claim the other side did it.
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RE: Who Would Jesus Bomb?
April 12, 2011 at 10:21 pm
I think if Jesus was around today ... he'd be me more like Norway, Sweden, and France.

Saying something like: " I know there's a LOT of stuff going wrong in the world, and I definitely condemn it all, but I don't want to get too terribly involved cause I need to maintain a "peaceful" image so I'll go ahead and let big sky-daddy (the US) do the dirty work, just in case things go to shit."

... and the bombs would drop ...
on anyone who doesn't agree or doesn't have money feeding the system.
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RE: Who Would Jesus Bomb?
April 13, 2011 at 1:00 am
Jesus wouldn't start the bombing with people, he'd start it with Mecca. Now he can have a religious war right off the bat Big Grin
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RE: Who Would Jesus Bomb?
April 13, 2011 at 1:51 am
Maybe we give Jesus too little credit. Maybe he wouldn't bomb anyone. Maybe if he was somehow made to live through the last 2000 years he would grow with the human progress he witnessed, have a real epiphany, abandon the primitive religion he was born into, renounce his groupies who try to keep humanities in the dark ages in his name, and become a useful human being with a genuinely gainful employment.

Nahhhhhh, if he did his followers would lynch him in his name.
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RE: Who Would Jesus Bomb?
April 13, 2011 at 1:57 am
(April 13, 2011 at 1:51 am)Chuck Wrote: Maybe we give Jesus too little credit. Maybe he wouldn't bomb anyone. Maybe if he was somehow made to live through the last 2000 years he would grow with the human progress he witnessed, have a real epiphany, abandon the primitive religion he was born into, renounce his groupies who try to keep humanities in the dark ages in his name, and become a useful human being with a genuinely gainful employment.

Nahhhhhh, if he did his followers would lynch him in his name.

ROFLOL I'm still picturing Jesus with a day job. Thats a new thread right there: "What occupation would Jesus have in today's modern US economy?" I'm pretty sure that there's very few openings for MESSIAH

You think Jesus would make a good telephone marketer?
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RE: Who Would Jesus Bomb?
April 13, 2011 at 2:01 am (This post was last modified: April 13, 2011 at 2:03 am by Anomalocaris.)
(April 13, 2011 at 1:57 am)Cinjin Cain Wrote: I'm still picturing Jesus with a day job. Thats a new thread right there: "What occupation would Jesus have in today's modern US economy?" I'm pretty sure that there's very few openings for MESSIAH

You think Jesus would make a good telephone marketer?

He could be a home depot sales associate specializing in lumber and nails.

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RE: Who Would Jesus Bomb?
April 13, 2011 at 2:16 am
What a Greeter he'd make for Walmart!

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RE: Who Would Jesus Bomb?
April 13, 2011 at 2:29 am
Jesus wouldn't bomb anyone and neither would Muhammad or any other prophet (peace be upon them). That's my answer to the question. Big Grin
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