I am Jesus

[ignoramus]

Jesus, man! No wonder we lack belief in You! You make about as much sense as... well... the Bible.

WTF you talkin' about?

Maybe it is yourself that you don't believe in. The stone house represents his faith in what you cannot see. How do you know for a fact that the grass is green just because you see it that way? If you were born without eyes would it still be green?

Jesus is now channeling David Carradine!
But can you do a good Arnie for us?

[Jackalope]

[robvalue]

Would you rather me spend my time on shallow jokes or talk about how you are wrong and I am right or talk about how someone's color of skin makes them better or worse or lust selfishly over flesh or argue with you over how to pronounce a name or fight over a dollar bill or physically attack another based on a prejudice or become obese with food or laugh at the truth?

We must agree to come together as one. Through love, wisdom, and understanding.

Look, I already told you. I'm god. And I don't have any sons. You're not fooling anyone!

[Alex K]

All the castles made of sand
will fall into the sea...
eventuallea!

[Ben Davis]

I expect many more jokes, and ridicule and very few people to understand at this point.

I'm not joking. I'd like you to answer my questions, please. And not in the vague way you've been avoiding answering other people's questions. You want to be taken seriously? Provide some serious answers.

More questions:

I am grateful for the lives I have changed through love.

Please can you provide evidence of people who you've changed, what the changes are, how you've changed them and how that's benefited them?

Remember God can crush you like an Ant if he wants. He controls the weather.

Why the threats?

You may also know him as Zeus or Allah. Oh they are not the same?

Not according to their definitions. They're distinct, separate beings with their own 'histories', attributes, religions and believers. Why are you trying to conflate different gods?

But Wait until you see the depths I am willing to go to save you

For me to invest any emotion in this statement, you're going to have to answer my fist set of questions. Until then, this just seems as creepy as some of your original comments.

I look forward to your reply.

[Joods]

I fully expect all the preachy bullshit to stop.

[ignoramus]

Any minute now!

[robvalue]

[Brian37]

When you turn water into wine, can you do just generic wine or can you, say, turn it into a 1953 Château Lafite?

Fuck that, I hate wine. Have magic boy here turn it into some Yuengling or Sapporo Dark.

[I_am_not_mafia]

Sorry, couldn't be bothered reading 14 pages. Did the OP turn out to Jesus Christ, our Lord and Saviour after all?