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Indiana mandates funereal burials for aborted fetuses
#11
RE: Indiana mandates funereal burials for aborted fetuses
Fucking Indiana.  Hard to believe they didn't vote for that lame brain Cruz.
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#12
RE: Indiana mandates funereal burials for aborted fetuses
and sometimes god isn't happy to just kill a fetus, sometimes it needs to be hideously deformed, all to further his 'plan'.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#13
RE: Indiana mandates funereal burials for aborted fetuses
(May 18, 2016 at 6:11 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: Who pays for the mandatory funeral?

They pass the savings onto you!


I fucking hate people. I really do. Someone post some kittens or something.
If The Flintstones have taught us anything, it's that pelicans can be used to mix cement.

-Homer Simpson
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RE: Indiana mandates funereal burials for aborted fetuses
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#15
RE: Indiana mandates funereal burials for aborted fetuses
I want mandated funerals for miscarried foetuses and the bills sent to churches, since it's god who caused the miscarriages.

Sick bastards.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#16
RE: Indiana mandates funereal burials for aborted fetuses
How come its government "overreach" when they want to have background checks for guns but not when they go sticking their noses in every woman's twat?
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#17
RE: Indiana mandates funereal burials for aborted fetuses
Should I call the police when I ovulate? An ovum is HALF A PERSON and deserves to be treated with respect.
If The Flintstones have taught us anything, it's that pelicans can be used to mix cement.

-Homer Simpson
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RE: Indiana mandates funereal burials for aborted fetuses
(May 18, 2016 at 8:20 pm)Mermaid Wrote: Should I call the police when I ovulate? An ovum is HALF A PERSON and deserves to be treated with respect.

I wouldn't give Republicans any ideas. They might start making you hold half a funeral once a month.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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(May 18, 2016 at 1:03 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: (granted, my poo is pretty special, but you see the religious angle, right?)

I'm hoping most of yours gets indirectly buried at sea.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#20
RE: Indiana mandates funereal burials for aborted fetuses
Eerie must be seeping further into Indiana.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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