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I am Jesus
RE: I am Jesus
(May 19, 2016 at 10:49 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
Quote:You too should be like the child to find the complete answer Smile

You mean we should be like babies and pretend magic is real. Sorry, some of us have put away childish things. As The Jesus™ you ought to know that.

Which reminds me - what am I thinking right now?

I'll take a wild guess....

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That is my default setting, yes - though my thoughts are often on the lower things. In this case I'm thinking something very specific.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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Actually I came to the conclusion I am not Jesus. All that I said was a bunch of mumbo jumbo...Word Salad. You can put this into joke section now. Since this is an Atheist forum.
I am serious. I am turning into a salad right now as I speak

Trolled you all.
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And the buffoonery continues. We asked you questions and all we've gotten in return is word salad and the typical avoidance of actually giving us answers.
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand. 
(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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No, you're not a salad. You're the slug in the lettuce that makes me send the salad back, with an apology from the manager.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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(May 20, 2016 at 1:33 am)Love333 Wrote: Actually I came to the conclusion I am not Jesus.

I guarantee that everyone else came to that conclusion long before you did.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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(May 20, 2016 at 1:33 am)Love333 Wrote: Actually I came to the conclusion I am not Jesus. All that I said was a bunch of mumbo jumbo...Word Salad.[...]

Hmmm... You don't say. I'm shocked - truly, I am.

You think you know a guy...
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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Hey Love ...being a troll is ok, lots of people do it...
It's just that you don't sound intelligent or interesting anyway. Sorry man... Stay religious man, life can be simpler.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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(May 11, 2016 at 2:03 am)Love333 Wrote: I am Jesus, I have come to save you from your sins.

I have come because we are still in the age of Pisces and we must change our ways so we can finally enter the age of Aquarius again.
I am working to stay completely pure for you. Remember - you are my equal and I love you

Ask me anything Smile

*in a Darth Vader voice* I am your father!
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(May 20, 2016 at 1:33 am)Love333 Wrote: Actually I came to the conclusion I am not Jesus. All that I said was a bunch of mumbo jumbo...Word Salad. You can put this into joke section now. Since this is an Atheist forum.
I am serious. I am turning into a salad right now as I speak

Trolled you all.



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