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RE: I am Jesus
May 19, 2016 at 11:41 pm
That is my default setting, yes - though my thoughts are often on the lower things. In this case I'm thinking something very specific.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: I am Jesus
May 20, 2016 at 1:33 am
(This post was last modified: May 20, 2016 at 1:42 am by Love333.)
Actually I came to the conclusion I am not Jesus. All that I said was a bunch of mumbo jumbo...Word Salad. You can put this into joke section now. Since this is an Atheist forum.
I am serious. I am turning into a salad right now as I speak
Trolled you all.
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RE: I am Jesus
May 20, 2016 at 5:14 am
And the buffoonery continues. We asked you questions and all we've gotten in return is word salad and the typical avoidance of actually giving us answers.
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand.
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RE: I am Jesus
May 20, 2016 at 6:10 am
No, you're not a salad. You're the slug in the lettuce that makes me send the salad back, with an apology from the manager.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: I am Jesus
May 20, 2016 at 6:11 am
(May 20, 2016 at 1:33 am)Love333 Wrote: Actually I came to the conclusion I am not Jesus.
I guarantee that everyone else came to that conclusion long before you did.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: I am Jesus
May 20, 2016 at 6:21 am
(May 20, 2016 at 1:33 am)Love333 Wrote: Actually I came to the conclusion I am not Jesus. All that I said was a bunch of mumbo jumbo...Word Salad.[...]
Hmmm... You don't say. I'm shocked - truly, I am.
You think you know a guy...
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RE: I am Jesus
May 20, 2016 at 6:57 am
Hey Love ...being a troll is ok, lots of people do it...
It's just that you don't sound intelligent or interesting anyway. Sorry man... Stay religious man, life can be simpler.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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