Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: March 6, 2025, 11:39 am
Atheist Forums › Discussion › Politics v
Damned Texans

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Thread Modes
Damned Texans
Minimalist Offline Donators
Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
*****
Religious Views: Fuck It
Posts: 69247
Threads: 3759
Joined: August 2, 2009
Reputation: 258
#91
RE: Damned Texans
May 20, 2016 at 12:02 pm
In Texas, grammar is for pussies.... and Lib'ruls.

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/05/texas-re...s-are-gay/


Quote:Texas Republicans’ new platform says that most Texans are gay

Quote:A Texas-based LGBT advocacy helped spark a grammar debate this week over whether an errant comma in the stridently anti-homosexual Republican Party of Texas platform can be read as saying the majority of Texans are gay.


Besides, Texans are ammosexuals.
Find
Reply
vorlon13 Offline
Posting Freak
*****
Religious Views: agnostic 12 stepper
Posts: 30129
Threads: 304
Joined: April 18, 2014
Reputation: 91
#92
RE: Damned Texans
May 20, 2016 at 12:49 pm
The Nebraska anti-gay marriage amendment some years ago was written so poorly that it made EVERYTHING except hetero marriage illegal.

Does fucking fundamentalism and ignorance have to be a twofer ?
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




Find
Reply
The Grand Nudger Offline
Retired Staff
*****
Religious Views: Invasive
Posts: 67644
Threads: 140
Joined: June 28, 2011
Reputation: 161
#93
RE: Damned Texans
May 20, 2016 at 12:53 pm
Yes?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
Find
Reply
Minimalist Offline Donators
Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
*****
Religious Views: Fuck It
Posts: 69247
Threads: 3759
Joined: August 2, 2009
Reputation: 258
#94
RE: Damned Texans
May 20, 2016 at 1:54 pm
Definitely.
Find
Reply
Thumpalumpacus Offline
Outside cat
*****
Religious Views: Alive in the Superunknown
Posts: 23519
Threads: 26
Joined: February 2, 2010
Reputation: 105
#95
RE: Damned Texans
May 20, 2016 at 2:14 pm
Pretty much hand-in-glove, yeah.

Find
Reply
Minimalist Offline Donators
Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
*****
Religious Views: Fuck It
Posts: 69247
Threads: 3759
Joined: August 2, 2009
Reputation: 258
#96
RE: Damned Texans
May 25, 2016 at 3:44 pm
Okay, Texans, congratulations.

We have found the line which even the dumbfucks down there can't cross!  

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2016/5/25/...prostitute

Quote:Texas Board of Ed candidate loses, will have more time to write about Obama being a gay prostitute



Quote:
Quote:Even though Mary Lou Bruner went into Tuesday's runoff election in Texas as the frontrunner for a seat on the state board of education, she ultimately lost the election Tuesday night to Keven Ellis, a chiropractor and local school board president in Lufkin.
That’s the good news. Bruner lost the Tea Party, and when you lose the Tea Party you either just walk away or you go and find a public ranch to occupy.

Fine.  Now Texans it is time to start moving the bar higher. Begin by dumping that lunatic governor and the crook of an attorney general you have.
Find
Reply
Thumpalumpacus Offline
Outside cat
*****
Religious Views: Alive in the Superunknown
Posts: 23519
Threads: 26
Joined: February 2, 2010
Reputation: 105
#97
RE: Damned Texans
May 25, 2016 at 4:15 pm
We're working on it, bud.

Find
Reply
Minimalist Offline Donators
Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
*****
Religious Views: Fuck It
Posts: 69247
Threads: 3759
Joined: August 2, 2009
Reputation: 258
#98
RE: Damned Texans
May 29, 2016 at 9:32 pm
Hey, assholes.

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/death-toll-r...-in-texas/

Quote:Death toll rising from flooding in Texas


Maybe your fucking god is sending you a message:  Stop being such backwards dicks!
Find
Reply
Minimalist Offline Donators
Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
*****
Religious Views: Fuck It
Posts: 69247
Threads: 3759
Joined: August 2, 2009
Reputation: 258
#99
RE: Damned Texans
June 6, 2016 at 6:14 pm
We keep finding the boundary lines.

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/06/texas-co...lice-cars/


Quote:Texas county agrees to remove crosses from police cars

Chalk up another victory for the FFRF and another defeat for fucking jesus.
Find
Reply
Silver Offline Donators
Faith's Nightmare
*****
Religious Views: Infidel Savant
Posts: 33733
Threads: 1422
Joined: March 15, 2013
Reputation: 152
#100
RE: Damned Texans
June 6, 2016 at 6:17 pm
(May 29, 2016 at 9:32 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Maybe your fucking god is sending you a message:  Stop being such backwards dicks!

I'm certain the theists are delusionally rationalizing the problems by blaming it on the gays and the abortions.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
Find
Reply


Atheist Forums › Discussion › Politics v
Damned Texans

Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  The Official "Damned Trump" Thread: Phase II BrianSoddingBoru4 819 29699 1 hour ago
Last Post: Silver
  The Official "Damned Trump" Thread Silver 4318 477514 December 8, 2022 at 5:45 am
Last Post: BrianSoddingBoru4
  The Official 'Damned Cruz' Thread BrianSoddingBoru4 103 7575 April 9, 2021 at 4:32 am
Last Post: BrianSoddingBoru4
  Damned if you do, damned if you don't. onlinebiker 37 3773 August 7, 2019 at 5:25 am
Last Post: GrandizerII
  Damned Racists, Vol II Minimalist 323 37544 August 3, 2019 at 10:13 pm
Last Post: The Grand Nudger
  Damned Republicunts Minimalist 1793 354881 March 27, 2019 at 11:28 am
Last Post: The Grand Nudger
  Damned Racists Minimalist 249 55210 December 8, 2016 at 3:07 pm
Last Post: Minimalist
  Damned Depolorable Drumpfucks Minimalist 104 13621 November 8, 2016 at 2:10 pm
Last Post: Doubting Thomas
  Damned FOX Minimalist 169 35816 October 15, 2016 at 10:56 pm
Last Post: Minimalist
  Damned Lawyers Minimalist 2 891 July 28, 2016 at 5:19 pm
Last Post: Angrboda



Users browsing this thread: 2 Guest(s)