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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 17, 2016 at 8:45 am
Real portuguese license plate...notice anything?


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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 18, 2016 at 7:07 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 18, 2016 at 7:39 am
In Portugal, the Ford Focus is a minivan... Thinking
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 18, 2016 at 8:12 am
(May 18, 2016 at 7:39 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: In Portugal, the Ford Focus is a minivan... Thinking

You can tell... (I know you couldn't but I'm telling you) that this car was first sold in December, 2005... so... the 2004 version of the Ford Focus C-max?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 18, 2016 at 7:46 pm
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 18, 2016 at 8:10 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 20, 2016 at 2:42 am
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"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 20, 2016 at 10:38 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 20, 2016 at 10:50 pm
(May 7, 2016 at 7:36 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Q. How many Christians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Three, but they're really one.

Only one. But, the congregation never shuts up about the resurrected light.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 20, 2016 at 11:11 pm
How many religions does it take to screw in a light bulb.
Answer: none. All the different religions will be arguing over who is the true chosen one, that they will probably end up killing each other over their differences. Then an atheist will pop in and change it and wonder what the big deal was?
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