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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
In Portugal, the Ford Focus is a minivan...
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
PM me your email address to join the Slack chat! I'll give you a taco(or five) if you join! --->There's an app and everything!<--- (May 18, 2016 at 7:39 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: In Portugal, the Ford Focus is a minivan... You can tell... (I know you couldn't but I'm telling you) that this car was first sold in December, 2005... so... the 2004 version of the Ford Focus C-max? https://www.google.pt/search?client=fire...AWQQhyYIHg
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
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"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
PM me your email address to join the Slack chat! I'll give you a taco(or five) if you join! --->There's an app and everything!<---
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
(May 7, 2016 at 7:36 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Q. How many Christians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one. But, the congregation never shuts up about the resurrected light.
Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
How many religions does it take to screw in a light bulb.
Answer: none. All the different religions will be arguing over who is the true chosen one, that they will probably end up killing each other over their differences. Then an atheist will pop in and change it and wonder what the big deal was?
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