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What if you lived in a world...full of evil plotting Legos

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What if you lived in a world...full of evil plotting Legos
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RE: What if you lived in a world...full of evil plotting Legos
June 9, 2016 at 1:54 pm (This post was last modified: June 9, 2016 at 1:55 pm by deleteduser12345.)
(June 9, 2016 at 11:53 am)Losty Wrote:
(June 9, 2016 at 8:12 am)RozKek Wrote: Yes. I'd just move around upside down with my hands.

120 years old walking around on your hands? Lol

Exactly. It wouldn't be long until people would take me as a prophet and I'd form my own religion. That's how I intend to take over the world, by walking upside down.

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RE: What if you lived in a world...full of evil plotting Legos
June 9, 2016 at 3:22 pm (This post was last modified: June 9, 2016 at 3:26 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
(June 9, 2016 at 11:53 am)Losty Wrote:
(June 9, 2016 at 8:12 am)RozKek Wrote: Yes. I'd just move around upside down with my hands.

120 years old walking around on your hands? Lol

I guess it's reasonable if you happen to be Batman.

You do know what this means right?


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RE: What if you lived in a world...full of evil plotting Legos
June 9, 2016 at 10:15 pm
There's no stipulation by the OP that you can't wear shoes?
Then what's the big deal? You just wear construction boots at home instead of slippers.

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RE: What if you lived in a world...full of evil plotting Legos
June 9, 2016 at 10:46 pm
(June 9, 2016 at 10:15 pm)ignoramus Wrote: There's no stipulation by the OP that you can't wear shoes?
Then what's the big deal? You just wear construction boots at home instead of slippers.

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I'm pretty sure you'd discover 100% of the time that you hadn't noticed that little Lego wedged in the sole of your boots when you put them on.
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RE: What if you lived in a world...full of evil plotting Legos
June 9, 2016 at 10:50 pm
As Losty said, you can't cheat the universe.
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RE: What if you lived in a world...full of evil plotting Legos
June 9, 2016 at 11:02 pm
That's cool. How much would a Lego hurt stuck in your boot?
A very small price to pay for an extra 50 years?
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RE: What if you lived in a world...full of evil plotting Legos
June 9, 2016 at 11:04 pm
(June 9, 2016 at 11:02 pm)ignoramus Wrote: That's cool. How much would a Lego hurt stuck in your boot?
A very small price to pay for an extra 50 years?

You're wearing the boots in the shower too? Your feet will be so rank that you'll kill yourself anyways.
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RE: What if you lived in a world...full of evil plotting Legos
June 9, 2016 at 11:04 pm (This post was last modified: June 9, 2016 at 11:05 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
ROFLOL
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RE: What if you lived in a world...full of evil plotting Legos
June 9, 2016 at 11:10 pm (This post was last modified: June 9, 2016 at 11:11 pm by ignoramus.)
Who the fuck leaves legos in the shower?
OK, so this hypothetical means they will appear anywhere and everywhere.

What if I have a bath everyday instead?
Do the Lego's only land on my feet only or will the buggers find their way up my clacker?
That could be a deal breaker?

Or just shower once a week like most Pommies and suffer only once a week?
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RE: What if you lived in a world...full of evil plotting Legos
June 9, 2016 at 11:29 pm
(June 9, 2016 at 11:02 pm)ignoramus Wrote: That's cool. How much would a Lego hurt stuck in your boot?
A very small price to pay for an extra 50 years?

I dunno, dude.  Those little ones, though.
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