Christians say the darndest things

[Faith No More]

My new hobby is going through articles on religion and collecting some of the dumbest comments from Christians. I thought a thread dedicated to anything stupid Christians have said would be fun so feel free to post the most epic things you have heard from Christians.

I will start it off with some comments posted on an article discussing whether Harry Potter was a Christian.

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Harry Potter is not real, but the books has brought on GOD punishment on this world because of the readers interest. GOD said; "He wish for a witch not to live". GOD said he don't wish for a witch to live. Those are some very strong words from the SUPREME BEING and CREATOR of the UNIVERSE. Harry Potter and other characters are witches, an so i hear, so is the author also. So being what it is, do you think GOD is pleased with your reaction to a book filled with what he hates (magic and witchcraft) and want killed. Wake up People, GOD is some one you do not ignore or disobey, his wrath is soon to follow. I do not advocate going around killing people. I know how to pray against you in the spiritual world. To all forms of witchcraft in the world, in the name of JESUS CHRIST I rebuke you and to deliver you over to satan for blasphemy GOD WORDS. CNN be fair and morally correct and post this..To all of you who want to argue and disagree, keep it to yourself, if not, GOD will deal with all non believers. My job is only to warn. The whole world is feeling his wrath right now as we read..

I'm sorry Danielle (Harry)... You may be a Christian (Only God knows for sure) but to participate in a movie that elevates witchcraft is flat out wrong. The Bible is very clear in Ephesians 5:11 "Have NOTHING to do with the fruitless deeds of darkness but rather EXPOSE them". There are some things you just do not engage in; especially when those activities (albeit acting) elevates demonic practices to the level whereby others watching have actually been drawn into these types of Satanic lifestyles and behaviors

No, Harry was not a good christian. He liked Dumbledor, who is obviously burning in hell for being gay. No, not a good christian at all. I won't let my children read anything written by a gay activist.

Christians should not be involved in the occult, therefor he is not a Christian. Harry Potter misleads people into believing that they can fight "evil" with evil occult practices in the name of good, instead of relying on the Word of the Lord Jesus Christ.

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[Gawdzilla]

Fuck. They got every Christmas and Easter off school. :epicfacepalmhere: True, they didn't have a chapel in the school, but I think that was a good thing, no pedos around all those kids.

BTW, Fundies Say the Darndest Things.

[Faith No More]

Here are some comments from an article saying that Jesus would believe in evolution

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Again, to those who believe in "evolution" the old question keeps coming up: Why are there still fish, monkeys, etc. etc.? Evolution is a lie. God's creation did not "evolve". God's creation is His gift to us.

Mr. Giberson falls into the fallacy of believing that He can choose what God would believe. Scientific theories are "redefined" all the time. That means once they are disproven or new facts come to light they are updated. This has been going on for hundreds of years. Of course the new theory is fact until disproven...again... But the bible stays the same.

All the arguments centre on the Old Testament facts as interpreted by young earth creationists. The historicity of Jesus Christ is beyond doubt the most attested fact in all of history. Even Napolean cannot claim the same level of historicity as the life, death and resurrection of Jesus Christ. This being Easter it behooves you to think about the reason we celebrate this magnificent scientific and moral achievement. No other fact in history has more corroborating evidence than the life of Jesus. Sure many doubt some of the stories of the bible (no me) but the basic facts of his life are beyond doubt and those that doubt have not done serious research or definitely use a different set of evidential rules when it comes to the person of Jesus Christ as it does to the evidence for evolution. The fact that we weren't there when the earth was made or when evolution happened means we have to use inference to believe.

The odds of macro-evolution happening as evolutionists theorize is practically zero– the sheer number of mutations it would take, for example, to get from a fish to an amphibian is enormous. Thousands of independent events which must happen simultaneously... Like rolling a fair die and getting 6 every time, a thousand times in a row. You could repeat the experiment for billions of years, and even if you get one success, you have to then duplicate that success another thousand times. The odds are astronomically low, approaching zero. And intelligent creator is much more likely (add in the historical evidence concerning Christ...)

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[Jax]

I'm sorry Danielle (Harry)... You may be a Christian (Only God knows for sure)

I find it sad that they don't even know that Daniel Radcliffe is an atheist.

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Talking about the things xtians say... this is what they said about Philip Pullman's Trilogy, "His Dark Materials."

This man is promoting demonic forces to our children. It’s utterly and thoroughly disgusting. The fact that his “beliefs” are being portrayed through books and a movie geared towards children just goes to further show you just how satan is trying to work. He’s trying to grab hold of the minds of our children.

Parents, protect your children! Boycott this movie. Do not let one penny of your hard-earned, GOD-given money go to these books, this movie, or to a man who so blatantly reviles our Lord. Do not allow this man to impart his hatred of Christ to anyone in your family. Moreover, *tell* people about it. Do something about it. His books are being promoted in the schools through the Scholastic Book List. Watch your children’s book orders! Make a stand for Christ, for family, and for your children.

I've only read the first book in the triology. It didn't really spread an "anti-religion" message, it just "question" religion. Xtians crying over the fact that the book has daemons in them.

[Doubting Thomas]

If you're really interested in nutty quotes from Christians & other fundies, then you should read fstdt.com.

And frankly I'm surprised that fundies are still going on & on about Harry Potter. They might as well be discussing backwards messages in Led Zepplin songs.

[Cinjin]

I will start it off with some comments posted on an article discussing whether Harry Potter was a Christian.

CNN be fair and morally correct and post this..To all of you who want to argue and disagree, keep it to yourself, if not, GOD will deal with all non believers. My job is only to warn. The whole world is feeling his wrath right now as we read..

"Awesome!" Christianity at it's typical "best". This christian douchebag tells CNN to voice his nonsense for the world to hear, but "to all who want to argue and disagree, keep it to youself.". What a fuckbag! And to top it all off, he finishes with, "My job is only to warn."

Really?!? It's YOUR JOB? Who gave you this job? Is it yours alone? Do you get compensated? Who's your employer? Are there benefits? Health insurance? Perhaps your god won't smite the city that YOU live in with an earthquake or a tsunami because you're a loyal employee.

This guy better pray he's right and I don't get to go to heaven - cause in MY heaven, that guy's face is duct taped to a horse's butthole for eternity!

[coffeeveritas]

My new hobby is going through articles on religion and collecting some of the dumbest comments from Christians. I thought a thread dedicated to anything stupid Christians have said would be fun so feel free to post the most epic things you have heard from Christians.

I will start it off with some comments posted on an article discussing whether Harry Potter was a Christian.

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Harry Potter is not real, but the books has brought on GOD punishment on this world because of the readers interest. GOD said; "He wish for a witch not to live". GOD said he don't wish for a witch to live. Those are some very strong words from the SUPREME BEING and CREATOR of the UNIVERSE. Harry Potter and other characters are witches, an so i hear, so is the author also. So being what it is, do you think GOD is pleased with your reaction to a book filled with what he hates (magic and witchcraft) and want killed. Wake up People, GOD is some one you do not ignore or disobey, his wrath is soon to follow. I do not advocate going around killing people. I know how to pray against you in the spiritual world. To all forms of witchcraft in the world, in the name of JESUS CHRIST I rebuke you and to deliver you over to satan for blasphemy GOD WORDS. CNN be fair and morally correct and post this..To all of you who want to argue and disagree, keep it to yourself, if not, GOD will deal with all non believers. My job is only to warn. The whole world is feeling his wrath right now as we read..

I'm sorry Danielle (Harry)... You may be a Christian (Only God knows for sure) but to participate in a movie that elevates witchcraft is flat out wrong. The Bible is very clear in Ephesians 5:11 "Have NOTHING to do with the fruitless deeds of darkness but rather EXPOSE them". There are some things you just do not engage in; especially when those activities (albeit acting) elevates demonic practices to the level whereby others watching have actually been drawn into these types of Satanic lifestyles and behaviors

No, Harry was not a good christian. He liked Dumbledor, who is obviously burning in hell for being gay. No, not a good christian at all. I won't let my children read anything written by a gay activist.

Christians should not be involved in the occult, therefor he is not a Christian. Harry Potter misleads people into believing that they can fight "evil" with evil occult practices in the name of good, instead of relying on the Word of the Lord Jesus Christ.

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Still makes me shudder every time. I also cringe a little. It's a cringe/shudder. You have no idea how creepy it gets. Seriously, go to Lynchburg, VA. Every time someone talks like that my fight-or-flight reflex kicks in.
(For clarity's sake I'm talking about the quotes from Christians, not Harry Potter. The movies are entertaining.)

[Faith No More]

Here's a comment I found that you guys are sure to love...

Truth sets mankind free. Freedom is there to freely exercise religion. Atheists are too stupid to exercise freedom.

More wisdom from that same poster

Mankind never knew slaves and women were equal with male citizens if the Bible didn't tell them. Christians alone freed slaves and gave women literacy. Mankind did evil under every name and item that was available. Only atheists didn't need any dogma and they carried out the worst, the most massive massacres of humans in the shortest period of time all over the world.

[Gawdzilla]

Hogwarts broke every year for Christmas. The last book even mentioned an Easter break, but I suspect this was to provide a time-frame. I do note that there was never any mention of chapel, chaplains, or any prayers said at any time of stress.

And least ye think I hath become all over mad, my late wife was a children's librarian, so I was ordered to read the books so she could argue about them with somebody.

[Ace Otana]

Those are some very strong words from the SUPREME BEING and CREATOR of the UNIVERSE.

I find it so very incredible that this kind of childish talk can come from an adult here in the 21st century.

You see, when I see that, I'm seeing this with the voice of a 5 year old child behind the words -

God said it's bad be...because...he is the CREATAR OF THA UNIVESE! He is....MASSIVE and...and big! You must not anger him....or...or you'll die and go to hell! I know this because it's in the babble and...and it was written by kids a long time ago....and the babble also says it's right!

Think they need to grow up a tad. Normally, given some time, you'd look back and slap yourself on the head shortly after realising just how stupid you looked and sound. I guess these people just aren't normal. They seem incapable of seeing the childishness of their beliefs. Some people, never grow up. It's scary being an adult isn't it? Too scary for some I guess, so they stick to their imaginary friend in the sky.