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Brian37 · (This post was last modified: August 13, 2016 at 10:58 am by Brian37.)

I would watch if they added paintball guns to it.

The rules would be your opposition could shot you in the back and legs on putts only, but at a distance. I figure if you can make that putt while getting hit, you really earned it.

~~Expired~~ · August 13, 2016 at 11:58 am

(August 13, 2016 at 10:58 am)Brian37 Wrote: I would watch if they added paintball guns to it.

The rules would be your opposition could shot you in the back and legs on putts only, but at a distance. I figure if you can make that putt while getting hit, you really earned it.

Also bury landmines in the bunkers.

Brian37 · August 13, 2016 at 12:12 pm

(August 13, 2016 at 11:58 am)Expired Wrote:
(August 13, 2016 at 10:58 am)Brian37 Wrote: I would watch if they added paintball guns to it.

The rules would be your opposition could shot you in the back and legs on putts only, but at a distance. I figure if you can make that putt while getting hit, you really earned it.

Also bury landmines in the bunkers.

Um no, I may not like golf personally, but noooooooo, that would be too far. LOL.

I do find it funny however in the south, how anyone can play golf, say like in Florida when alligators sun themselves on the course. NO FUCKING WAY I would do that, even if I liked golf.

**BrianSoddingBoru4** · August 13, 2016 at 12:15 pm

I'd watch golf if one in 50 balls was packed with plastic explosive and a detonator.

Boru

Brian37 · August 13, 2016 at 12:21 pm

(August 13, 2016 at 12:15 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I'd watch golf if one in 50 balls was packed with plastic explosive and a detonator.

Boru

LOL, I really need to watch what I post, not really, but just like the medical supply company thread with the licence plate "EAT", the responses are really entertaining in a South Park context.

He he, ok lets allow NASCAR and Indy racers to have James Bond type cars that have gun turrets out the back too.

**Minimalist** · August 13, 2016 at 12:26 pm

I don't remember when this was from but you reminded me of it and youtube had it.

https://youtu.be/NA97kzai-Ew

Brian37 · August 13, 2016 at 12:35 pm

I remember that.

account_inactive · August 13, 2016 at 4:29 pm

Why not real guns?

Brian37 · August 13, 2016 at 4:55 pm

(August 13, 2016 at 4:29 pm)Bella Morte Wrote: Why not real guns?

"The only thing that stops a bad golfer with a gun is a good golfer with a gun. " At least that is the solution to everything for the NRA.

account_inactive · August 13, 2016 at 5:59 pm

"The NRA is bad. Hurr durr"

Literally all you post.

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