0. The Gorilla and I don't fight, and instead I teach it to break the walls and we escape. Having a clone of me would only have me getting into an argument with myself.
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How many clones of yourself vs 1 gorilla?
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 RE: How many clones of yourself vs 1 gorilla?
September 23, 2016 at 11:09 pm
(This post was last modified: September 23, 2016 at 11:49 pm by ApeNotKillApe.)
What part of 'you must fight the gorilla' do you pacifists not understand? What, you feel bad about it, is that it?'
Okay fine, the gorilla is a vocal antisemite who slings crank to kids, and after three months he still hasn't paid a penny in child support toward the former Mrs Bananas and their three offspring. Better?
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I could do what certain types of bees and hornets do to kill intruding insects: get so many of myself that I literally surround it and stifle/suffocate/cook it to death. So, like... OVER 9,000!!!!!
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I figure it would take about 4 or 5 wrestling around with the thing till one could bite through the brachial artery on the inside of the left bicep. It would bleed out in a minute or two. A femoral artery would work on the inside of either thigh but then you gotta watch out for gorilla junk.
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Your friendly neighborhood heathen  Religious Views: I am the creator goddess. Prove me wrong. (September 23, 2016 at 11:09 pm)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: What part of 'you must fight the gorilla' do you pacifists not understand? What, you feel bad about it, is that it?' I'm sure he could learn from his mistakes. 
I don't believe you. Get over it.
Who said anything about pacifism?
The Gorilla and I, after breaking out, beat the shit out of the person who locked us in there.  (September 23, 2016 at 11:47 pm)Arkilogue Wrote: I figure it would take about 4 or 5 wrestling around with the thing till one could bite through the brachial artery on the inside of the left bicep. It would bleed out in a minute or two. A femoral artery would work on the inside of either thigh but then you gotta watch out for gorilla junk. Good luck trying to use your blunt omnivore teeth with human bite power on a gorilla while he's thrashing around. Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them. Impersonation is treason.  RE: How many clones of yourself vs 1 gorilla?
September 24, 2016 at 1:28 am
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Zero clones. I would keep my eyes and mouth shut. I would use my sense of hearing to defeat the enemy.
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~ Erin Hunter (September 24, 2016 at 1:27 am)paulpablo Wrote:(September 23, 2016 at 11:47 pm)Arkilogue Wrote: I figure it would take about 4 or 5 wrestling around with the thing till one could bite through the brachial artery on the inside of the left bicep. It would bleed out in a minute or two. A femoral artery would work on the inside of either thigh but then you gotta watch out for gorilla junk. Even if you don't sever the skin, you have enough clamp strength to sever the vein/artery under the skin. A clone on each limb plus neck would have a chance at one succeeding. Then again, gorilla's can drag a full grown man off like a sack of garbage. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abQP1OQF81c Fine, 1000 clones.
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September 24, 2016 at 1:38 am
(This post was last modified: September 24, 2016 at 1:41 am by The Grand Nudger.)
(September 24, 2016 at 1:27 am)paulpablo Wrote:(September 23, 2016 at 11:47 pm)Arkilogue Wrote: I figure it would take about 4 or 5 wrestling around with the thing till one could bite through the brachial artery on the inside of the left bicep. It would bleed out in a minute or two. A femoral artery would work on the inside of either thigh but then you gotta watch out for gorilla junk. You're not giving your species proper credit. We use our blunt omnivore teeth to bite thrashing primates with regularity....... @Ark...you -want- him dragging you, or a clone. That way he does all the work on getting your teeth nice and close. Fingers, wrist, under forearm. Nom nom nom nom. Pull a Tyson on that motherfucker.
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