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Who was the first to light a fart?

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Who was the first to light a fart?
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RE: Who was the first to light a fart?
October 3, 2016 at 1:04 pm
I could certainly use a pilot light this morning. Pulse jet time!
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RE: Who was the first to light a fart?
October 3, 2016 at 1:07 pm
You went to taco bell?
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RE: Who was the first to light a fart?
October 3, 2016 at 1:11 pm (This post was last modified: October 3, 2016 at 1:27 pm by brewer.)
To many beans and to much habanero in yesterdays chili recipe.

At least I know the wife didn't suffer under the covers. Well, at least suffer from emissions. Generalized suffering in bed is a given.
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RE: Who was the first to light a fart?
October 4, 2016 at 1:53 am
(October 3, 2016 at 1:00 pm)LastPoet Wrote:
(October 3, 2016 at 12:49 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: [Image: 35a3dk2.jpg]

Ha Ninja'd

Goddamnit!

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