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Who was the first to light a fart?

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Who was the first to light a fart?
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RE: Who was the first to light a fart?
October 2, 2016 at 11:36 am
(October 1, 2016 at 8:33 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Well hell, Gary sure must get around. He taught me jeans only, no nylon/orlon.

Or Lycra. Or any cotton blends. Seriously, if it's not 100% cotton, you're gonna have a bad time.
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RE: Who was the first to light a fart?
October 2, 2016 at 2:48 pm
(October 2, 2016 at 11:04 am)vorlon13 Wrote: that medieval torture/execution method where a red hot poker is rammed up the ass would have been hot enough to ignite any gas present, although in the rest of the panoply of effects in it's employ, detonation of some gas might have seemed inconsequential.
Idk.....ignition usually requires a spark. A lit cigarette won't ignite gasoline.

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RE: Who was the first to light a fart?
October 2, 2016 at 2:50 pm
(October 2, 2016 at 11:25 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Indeed.

I suppose the boiling water douche/enema was similarly appealing . . .
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RE: Who was the first to light a fart?
October 2, 2016 at 6:04 pm
(October 1, 2016 at 7:06 pm)abaris Wrote: Was it a caveman farting into the fire by accident or was it someone who already knew that farts are flamable, which would make the feat less than impressive.

There are starving children in Africa and you are pre-occupied with burning farts?
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RE: Who was the first to light a fart?
October 2, 2016 at 6:22 pm
(October 1, 2016 at 7:06 pm)abaris Wrote: Was it a caveman farting into the fire by accident or was it someone who already knew that farts are flamable, which would make the feat less than impressive.

Was it Adam? Eve? Adam? Eve? Adam?

Damn, I gotta ask my pastor.
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RE: Who was the first to light a fart?
October 3, 2016 at 5:05 am
(October 1, 2016 at 7:06 pm)abaris Wrote: Was it a caveman farting into the fire by accident or was it someone who already knew that farts are flamable, which would make the feat less than impressive.

It was God. The resulting cataclysmic event is commonly referred to as the Big Bang.
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RE: Who was the first to light a fart?
October 3, 2016 at 5:08 am
(October 3, 2016 at 5:05 am)Alex K Wrote:
(October 1, 2016 at 7:06 pm)abaris Wrote: Was it a caveman farting into the fire by accident or was it someone who already knew that farts are flamable, which would make the feat less than impressive.

It was God. The resulting cataclysmic event is commonly referred to as the Big Bang.

This is called winning. Cool
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RE: Who was the first to light a fart?
October 3, 2016 at 5:43 am
Yes...

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RE: Who was the first to light a fart?
October 3, 2016 at 12:49 pm
(October 3, 2016 at 5:05 am)Alex K Wrote:
(October 1, 2016 at 7:06 pm)abaris Wrote: Was it a caveman farting into the fire by accident or was it someone who already knew that farts are flamable, which would make the feat less than impressive.

It was God. The resulting cataclysmic event is commonly referred to as the Big Bang.

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RE: Who was the first to light a fart?
October 3, 2016 at 1:00 pm
(October 3, 2016 at 12:49 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:
(October 3, 2016 at 5:05 am)Alex K Wrote: It was God. The resulting cataclysmic event is commonly referred to as the Big Bang.

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