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You Can't Make This Shit Up.....
#1
You Can't Make This Shit Up.....
No one would believe it.

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/10/gop-cand...n-the-ass/


Quote:GOP candidate offers Harlem residents free KFC and watermelon — they offer him ‘a foot in the ass’

Quote:A Republican candidate for New York’s state senate is taking heat after he promised to give out free fried chicken and watermelon to people who attended one of his campaign events in Harlem.
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#2
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#3
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oh good lord.....you can't fix stupid.....
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(October 12, 2016 at 3:05 pm)Kingpin Wrote: oh good lord.....you can't fix stupid.....
He must have some asshole friends or he told no one about this before hand....

How the hell does someone not know that is an extremely bad idea?

On the same hand, I'd totally attend the rally for free watermelon and KFC but it's okay, I'm white...... Panic
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What ethnicity is he? Spanish decent?

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Would it still be racist is he was a black politician?

And I'm also curious if there are any foods that are stereotypically eaten by whites?
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(October 12, 2016 at 3:17 pm)Arkilogue Wrote: And I'm also curious if there are any foods that are stereotypically eaten by whites?

Not that I can think of.
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RE: You Can't Make This Shit Up.....
(October 12, 2016 at 3:20 pm)Bella Morte Wrote:
(October 12, 2016 at 3:17 pm)Arkilogue Wrote: And I'm also curious if there are any foods that are stereotypically eaten by whites?

Not that I can think of.

Personally I think white bread is hate food. Hehe
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RE: You Can't Make This Shit Up.....
(October 12, 2016 at 3:17 pm)Arkilogue Wrote: What ethnicity is he? Spanish decent?


Would it still be racist is he was a black politician?
Yep.  

Quote:And I'm also curious if there are any foods that are stereotypically eaten by whites?

Psh, mayo, everybody knows that.   Wink

course, there's always that -one- exception...

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(October 12, 2016 at 3:05 pm)Kingpin Wrote: oh good lord.....you can't fix stupid.....

No, but you can elect it time and time again.

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RE: You Can't Make This Shit Up.....
(October 12, 2016 at 3:17 pm)Arkilogue Wrote: And I'm also curious if there are any foods that are stereotypically eaten by whites?

Mayonnaise.

Edit: Dammit, Rhythm beat me to it.
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