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You Can't Make This Shit Up.....
#21
RE: You Can't Make This Shit Up.....
(October 12, 2016 at 5:13 pm)abaris Wrote: Could be worse. He could have offered bananas.

True that...but while we are on the subject, have you ever tried a Bananaise Sandwich? It's sliced bananas with salt/pepper and mayonaise on the whitest bread you can legally get, Wonder Bread. I know sound's bizarre and whiter than an albino polar bear's bleached butt in a blizzard but don't knock it till you've tried it!
"Leave it to me to find a way to be,
Consider me a satellite forever orbiting,
I knew the rules but the rules did not know me, guaranteed." - Eddie Vedder
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#22
RE: You Can't Make This Shit Up.....
(October 12, 2016 at 5:07 pm)Rhythm Wrote:
(October 12, 2016 at 4:10 pm)Divinity Wrote: Pork Rinds are a stereotypical white trash food.  Does that count?

I fuckin -love- pork rinds.  But no, it doesn't, all poor people love pork rinds.  It's the only bit of pork the rich will let trickle down.

Wink

The elite eat pork rinds of the long variety.
"Leave it to me to find a way to be,
Consider me a satellite forever orbiting,
I knew the rules but the rules did not know me, guaranteed." - Eddie Vedder
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#23
RE: You Can't Make This Shit Up.....
(October 12, 2016 at 3:05 pm)Kingpin Wrote: oh good lord.....you can't fix stupid.....

Kingpin! Long time no see, how's it going?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#24
RE: You Can't Make This Shit Up.....
(October 12, 2016 at 5:53 pm)Alex K Wrote:
(October 12, 2016 at 3:05 pm)Kingpin Wrote: oh good lord.....you can't fix stupid.....

Kingpin! Long time no see, how's it going?

Going great Alex!  How are things with you?
We are not made happy by what we acquire but by what we appreciate.
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