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AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
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RE: AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
October 27, 2016 at 2:02 pm
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
October 27, 2016 at 8:38 pm
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
November 13, 2016 at 7:16 pm
(November 13, 2016 at 6:29 pm)Edward John Wrote: Stimbo you are like Pharaoh to this forum you being the head of all the atheists here and your heart is hardened, I find no meekness therein. I don't argue with the proud and the ignorant.

And you atheists who have been seeing all the arguments for God.

They are darkened in their understanding, alienated from the life of God because of the ignorance that is in them, due to their hardness of heart. Ephesians 4:18 Non of you will listen to God and non of you will save your soul.

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RE: AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
November 13, 2016 at 10:28 pm
Who are we to argue with that?

ALL HAIL PHARAOH STIMBO. LONG MAY HE REIGN.
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RE: AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
November 13, 2016 at 10:59 pm
That guy's a Poe. It's too bad he goes with the fancy font sizes and colors, because I tend to just gloss over his posts, and there's some funny stuff there. "I find no meekness therein" should be the basis for an internet meme, IMO.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

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RE: AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
December 3, 2016 at 8:42 pm
(November 28, 2016 at 1:39 am)Whateverist Wrote:
(November 27, 2016 at 7:33 pm)Luckie Wrote: Yeah I know right?! I even caught Min being NICE (well his version of nice anyways) to a Catholic! What's up with this what's going on here?! What did you guys do to him since I've been gone?!

We had him neutered.

ROFLOL 
I hope he got some ice cream on the way home or something.. 

(December 3, 2016 at 5:07 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:
(December 3, 2016 at 5:05 pm)Nymphadora Wrote: How come it's always right around this time of year when we see an influx of assholes that start to appear here?


Jesus is the reason for the season.


Well now you're just teasin Wink
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
December 3, 2016 at 9:30 pm
(December 3, 2016 at 8:42 pm)Luckie Wrote:
(November 28, 2016 at 1:39 am)Whateverist Wrote: We had him neutered.

ROFLOL 
I hope he got some ice cream on the way home or something.. 

What could we do?  He was spraying the drapes.  But he's a good christard catching cat.
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RE: AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
December 4, 2016 at 2:42 am
(December 3, 2016 at 9:30 pm)Whateverist Wrote:
(December 3, 2016 at 8:42 pm)Luckie Wrote: ROFLOL 
I hope he got some ice cream on the way home or something.. 

What could we do?  He was spraying the drapes.  But he's a good christard catching cat.


If Min were a cat I'm sure I'd know about it! I've watched every "My Cat From Hell" episode, after all..
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