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AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
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Heptaclavianism:
the belief that seven nails were used to crucify Jesus Christ; three on Maundy Thursday, and four on Good Friday


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RE: AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
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Heptaclavianism:
the belief that seven nails were used to crucify Jesus Christ; three on Maundy Thursday, and four on Good Friday


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(13th November 2016, 18:29)Edward John Wrote: Stimbo you are like Pharaoh to this forum you being the head of all the atheists here and your heart is hardened, I find no meekness therein. I don't argue with the proud and the ignorant.

And you atheists who have been seeing all the arguments for God.

They are darkened in their understanding, alienated from the life of God because of the ignorance that is in them, due to their hardness of heart. Ephesians 4:18 Non of you will listen to God and non of you will save your soul.

ROFLOL
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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Who are we to argue with that?

ALL HAIL PHARAOH STIMBO. LONG MAY HE REIGN.
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That guy's a Poe. It's too bad he goes with the fancy font sizes and colors, because I tend to just gloss over his posts, and there's some funny stuff there. "I find no meekness therein" should be the basis for an internet meme, IMO.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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(28th November 2016, 01:39)Whateverist Wrote:
(27th November 2016, 19:33)Luckie Wrote: Yeah I know right?! I even caught Min being NICE (well his version of nice anyways) to a Catholic! What's up with this what's going on here?! What did you guys do to him since I've been gone?!

We had him neutered.

ROFLOL 
I hope he got some ice cream on the way home or something.. 

(3rd December 2016, 17:07)SteelCurtain Wrote:
(3rd December 2016, 17:05)Nymphadora Wrote: How come it's always right around this time of year when we see an influx of assholes that start to appear here?


Jesus is the reason for the season.


Well now you're just teasin Wink
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Astreja Wrote:
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) and a sin unforgiven is infinite, so therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell, Astreja.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as punishment > crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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Interested in making the world a better place, Atlas?  Don't treat it as an all-or-nothing deal; just do something.  Anything.  It's better and easier to relieve suffering when and how you can, rather than waiting for utopia to just pop out of nowhere or waiting for a god to exact justice after we're dead.

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(3rd December 2016, 20:42)Luckie Wrote:
(28th November 2016, 01:39)Whateverist Wrote: We had him neutered.

ROFLOL 
I hope he got some ice cream on the way home or something.. 

What could we do?  He was spraying the drapes.  But he's a good christard catching cat.
Khem Wrote:If all you have is mere god meaning, then you don't have any super ultra mega ultimate meaning, so it's all meaningless. Cutting to the chase, the claim that apart from god there is no meaning is as ridiculous as claiming that unless you had Coke Zero you didn't have a soda.
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(3rd December 2016, 21:30)Whateverist Wrote:
(3rd December 2016, 20:42)Luckie Wrote: ROFLOL 
I hope he got some ice cream on the way home or something.. 

What could we do?  He was spraying the drapes.  But he's a good christard catching cat.


If Min were a cat I'm sure I'd know about it! I've watched every "My Cat From Hell" episode, after all..
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