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Member Awards 2016!
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#161
RE: Member Awards 2016!
January 8, 2017 at 2:45 am
(January 8, 2017 at 2:19 am)Whateverist Wrote:
(January 8, 2017 at 1:02 am)c172 Wrote: I'm lactose intolerant.


I don't mind.

Did I miss something?
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#162
RE: Member Awards 2016!
January 8, 2017 at 2:51 am
I can do onions. Not milkshakes, though.  Undecided
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#163
RE: Member Awards 2016!
January 8, 2017 at 3:26 am
(January 8, 2017 at 2:51 am)c172 Wrote: I can do onions. Not milkshakes, though.  Undecided

You sick bastard!
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#164
RE: Member Awards 2016!
January 8, 2017 at 6:29 am
(January 8, 2017 at 1:02 am)c172 Wrote: I'm lactose intolerant.

So what? You'd have a franchise to sell onion milkshakes to other people - you don't have to consume the shakes yourself (although I think you're really missing out on a wonderful treat. Pity.).

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#165
RE: Member Awards 2016!
January 8, 2017 at 9:35 am
(January 8, 2017 at 1:02 am)c172 Wrote: I'm lactose intolerant.

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#166
RE: Member Awards 2016!
January 8, 2017 at 12:21 pm
(January 8, 2017 at 2:45 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(January 8, 2017 at 2:19 am)Whateverist Wrote: I don't mind.

Did I miss something?

some near lethal farts in the break room apparently . . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#167
RE: Member Awards 2016!
January 8, 2017 at 12:23 pm
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#168
RE: Member Awards 2016!
January 8, 2017 at 12:36 pm
(January 8, 2017 at 2:51 am)c172 Wrote: I can do onions. Not milkshakes, though.  Undecided

What about onion milkshakes?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#169
RE: Member Awards 2016!
January 8, 2017 at 12:50 pm
(January 8, 2017 at 12:23 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: [Image: 1hairo.jpg]

ALL 3 PLEASE!

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#170
RE: Member Awards 2016!
January 8, 2017 at 1:22 pm
(January 8, 2017 at 1:02 am)c172 Wrote: I'm lactose intolerant.

Shake the milk until the lactose is gone, idiot!
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