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Tooth Fairy Bullshit
#81
RE: Tooth Fairy Bullshit
"I've done some bad shit fellas, IDK how imma get outta all this......."

-"We could nail Bob to a tree"

"Worth a shot!"
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#82
RE: Tooth Fairy Bullshit
Another problem with the slavery argument is plenty of civilizations banned it only to then restate it so e have to take that into account but as I said the real credit goes to civilizations that didn't practice it in the first place
Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.

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#83
RE: Tooth Fairy Bullshit
(January 14, 2017 at 1:22 pm)LastPoet Wrote:
(January 13, 2017 at 1:01 pm)Mr Greene Wrote: 1890 for the Portuguese

Bold mine. Sources please, it seems it never really happened.
End of Portuguese slavery; I'm basing it off the Portuguese port of Zanzibar being the most notorious centre for the slave trade in the Indian Ocean until it's annexation by British forces in 1890 as part of the Minto Plan.
However on closer inspection it appears that the slave trade ended there in 1873, that may be because the European customers dried up around that time, though I think the Ottomans were still trading.
The Portuguese were signatories to the Brussels Conference Act 1890.
Quote:I don't understand why you'd come to a discussion forum, and then proceed to reap from visibility any voice that disagrees with you. If you're going to do that, why not just sit in front of a mirror and pat yourself on the back continuously?
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#84
RE: Tooth Fairy Bullshit
(January 14, 2017 at 2:56 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: I don't believe in your god, so I have no strong opinion about how it should have done anything. I'm just amused at Christians who look at their god's Rube Goldberg salvation scheme and think it represents the outcome of a loving, all-knowing, and all-powerful being's careful deliberation, rather than the primitive sacrificial scheme, dreamed up by humans, that it is.

To say that a human process was used in determining what would be contained in the bible or what the dominant viewpoint would be is not showing that the result was not inspired by God. The fact that there was and is disagreement among christians does not show that the bible is not inspired. It just shows God brought about his plan through the workings of humanity.
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#85
RE: Tooth Fairy Bullshit
(January 12, 2017 at 11:16 am)Neo-Scholastic Wrote: Those who compare God to the tooth fairy are douchebags.

How? It's a fair comparison.

Quote:I’m sorry but that is truly how I feel.

Your feelings don't make belief in God any less silly.

Quote:Without even an ounce of shame they ridicule some of the best and brightest thinkers who take up a problem serious and came to serious conclusion. Kierkegaard, Hegel, Kant, Buber, Kripke, Plantinga, Newton, Leibnitz, Putman, and Godel are/were theists.

Smart people who believed in a Guy in the Sky, A.K.A. an imaginary friend that's as silly as the tooth fairy.

No shame required. It's truthful and honest for me to say that yes belief in a supernatural creator is as silly as belief in the tooth fairy.

Quote:That list doesn’t even include theologians, like David Bentley Hart, or physicists, like, Francis Collins or Max Planck. All brilliant.

Irrelevant.

Quote:Maybe you don’t realize this but it is possible to be an atheist without acting like an infantile little snark.

And yet it's not infantile to compare a Guy in the Sky to a tooth fairy. It's infantile to believe in a Guy in the Sky.

Quote:It’s astonishing to me how such ass-wipes will disrespect the legacies of truly great men and women like Dr. King, Bonhoeffer, and Catherine Booth (founder of the Salvation Army) by pretending that their religious convictions did nothing to motivate and inspire them to change the world.

Funny how you talk of being infantile and a little snark when that is clearly you. Calling atheists ass wipes and infantile little snarks for making fair comparisons while you make a bunch of irrelevant name dropping.

It's no surprise you're a theist with the emotional irrelevancy you display here.

Quote:How can anyone seriously believe that the motivating force to build the very first hospitals is in any way comparable to believing in the tooth fairy or Santa Claus?

Oh great so along with making nothing but an irrelevant Argument From Authority you now have to sneak in an irrelevant Argument From Personal Incredulity. I don't give a flying fuck whether you wonder how anyone can personally compare something to the tooth fairy or Santa Claus. It just so happens that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence and God/A Guy In The Sky/ An Imaginary Firend/ Supernatural Creator Of the Universe Oh And By The Way Also Jesus and Resurrection and Miracles and Stuff ... all this crap is just as absurd as the tooth fairy and Santa Claus.    

Quote:Here in Chicago we have Mount Siani, Rush Presbyterian, Illinois Masonic, Loyola, Mercy, Saints Mary and Elizabeth, Saint Anthony...that’s just a start. They came to be because of religious convictions for which you have no respect.

Fuck you you're clearly the one lacking respect here with your insults to atheists who call out your stupid beliefs for what they are, stupid. We shit on your beliefs and you shit on us because you can't tell the difference. Well go fuck yourself. You have neither shown nor earned respect.
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#86
RE: Tooth Fairy Bullshit
The toothfairy is far more reliable and kinder than ops god
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming"  -The Prophet Boiardi-

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#87
RE: Tooth Fairy Bullshit
Like someone once said--if you want your religious beliefs to be respected, get some respectable religious beliefs.
The whole tone of Church teaching in regard to woman is, to the last degree, contemptuous and degrading. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton
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#88
RE: Tooth Fairy Bullshit
(January 14, 2017 at 3:33 pm)Mr Greene Wrote:
(January 14, 2017 at 1:22 pm)LastPoet Wrote: Bold mine. Sources please, it seems it never really happened.
End of Portuguese slavery; I'm basing it off the Portuguese port of Zanzibar being the most notorious centre for the slave trade in the Indian Ocean until it's annexation by British forces in 1890 as part of the Minto Plan.
However on closer inspection it appears that the slave trade ended there in 1873, that may be because the European customers dried up around that time, though I think the Ottomans were still trading.
The Portuguese were signatories to the Brussels Conference Act 1890.

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Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.

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#89
RE: Tooth Fairy Bullshit
(January 12, 2017 at 11:19 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote: As I said on a different thread, one of the double standards I see among some people here (not all) is that they are quick to attribute a person's bad actions to their religious beliefs. But when a person does something good after being inspired/influenced by their religious beliefs to do so, all of the sudden religion has nothing to do with that person's actions.

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(January 12, 2017 at 1:51 pm)robvalue Wrote: God is just some floaty arse hole that doesn't do anything.

Best definition of God ever!
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#90
RE: Tooth Fairy Bullshit
(January 14, 2017 at 3:54 pm)Lek Wrote:
(January 14, 2017 at 2:56 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: I don't believe in your god, so I have no strong opinion about how it should have done anything. I'm just amused at Christians who look at their god's Rube Goldberg salvation scheme and think it represents the outcome of a loving, all-knowing, and all-powerful being's careful deliberation, rather than the primitive sacrificial scheme, dreamed up by humans, that it is.

To say that a human process was used in determining what would be contained in the bible or what the dominant viewpoint would be is not showing that the result was not inspired by God.  The fact that there was and is disagreement among christians does not show that the bible is not inspired.  It just shows God brought about his plan through the workings of humanity.


It means god is indistinguishable from not existing. Moron.
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