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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 17, 2017 at 11:34 am
(January 17, 2017 at 11:01 am)Faith No More Wrote: Did they seriously tell you that if something is missing, a demon took it? Seriously. Once you get people to believe the bible you will never run out of fools. I believed that shit too, but I asked too many questions, and now here I am.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 17, 2017 at 11:35 am
Catholics tend to beg St. Anthony to help them find lost articles, perhaps they need to be consulting with Satan instead ?
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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 17, 2017 at 11:44 am
(January 17, 2017 at 10:30 am)Vic Wrote: Rhonda,
First off let me congratulate you on your expert breakfast item choice; secondly, I shall speak with the no good poopyhead at once and see if I can retrieve your legal property in one piece. But I can't promise not to eat it in the process. Happy waffling!
[REDACTED] Neimenovic, CEO of Waffles&co
Thanks, Vic. It's good to have friends in high places. Unfortunately when I found it in the sink it was broken up and soggy. Can you find the responsible parties and give them some kind of demerit?
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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 17, 2017 at 11:48 am
(January 17, 2017 at 10:30 am)Vic Wrote: Rhonda,
First off let me congratulate you on your expert breakfast item choice; secondly, I shall speak with the no good poopyhead at once and see if I can retrieve your legal property in one piece. But I can't promise not to eat it in the process. Happy waffling!
[REDACTED] Neimenovic, CEO of Waffles&co
Pssshaaw Waffles&Co are just cheap knock-offs of Waffles, Waffles, Waffles, LLC.
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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 17, 2017 at 11:52 am
(January 17, 2017 at 11:30 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: At least the bastard had to eat it dry. Yeah, I ate the remaining 3 with butter and blueberries. Yummy, yummy, yummy, I got love in my tummy.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 17, 2017 at 1:10 pm
(This post was last modified: January 17, 2017 at 1:16 pm by Crossless2.0.)
Satan's involvement in breakfast is well established. I encountered the truth when someone handed me my first plate of fried chicken and waffles -- a combination both tempting and somehow entirely wrong. I gave in and ate it but immediately regretted my weakness and have foresworn the diabolical dish ever since.
Fried chicken? Any time. Waffles? Damn right, stack a couple more on there. But together? Get behind me . . . .
However, judging by the Sunday brunch buffets I've been to in Baton Rouge, there are a lot of Baptists who are willing to play Russian Roulette with their souls.
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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 17, 2017 at 1:44 pm
(January 17, 2017 at 1:10 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: Satan's involvement in breakfast is well established. I encountered the truth when someone handed me my first plate of fried chicken and waffles -- a combination both tempting and somehow entirely wrong. I gave in and ate it but immediately regretted my weakness and have foresworn the diabolical dish ever since.
Fried chicken? Any time. Waffles? Damn right, stack a couple more on there. But together? Get behind me . . . .
However, judging by the Sunday brunch buffets I've been to in Baton Rouge, there are a lot of Baptists who are willing to play Russian Roulette with their souls. Fried chicken and waffles? An exquisite gustatory excursion. I have whole wheat waffles and some rotisserie chicken. That might work.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 17, 2017 at 1:51 pm
(January 17, 2017 at 1:44 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote: (January 17, 2017 at 1:10 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: Satan's involvement in breakfast is well established. I encountered the truth when someone handed me my first plate of fried chicken and waffles -- a combination both tempting and somehow entirely wrong. I gave in and ate it but immediately regretted my weakness and have foresworn the diabolical dish ever since.
Fried chicken? Any time. Waffles? Damn right, stack a couple more on there. But together? Get behind me . . . .
However, judging by the Sunday brunch buffets I've been to in Baton Rouge, there are a lot of Baptists who are willing to play Russian Roulette with their souls. Fried chicken and waffles? An exquisite gustatory excursion. I have whole wheat waffles and some rotisserie chicken. That might work.
Rotisserie might make a difference, but I'll need to check with a clergyman or maybe some New Orleans Voodoo queen to be sure.
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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 17, 2017 at 1:58 pm
Chicken and waffles is as good as shrimp and grits.
You're mistaken, Crossless.
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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 17, 2017 at 2:04 pm
(January 17, 2017 at 1:58 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: Chicken and waffles is as good as shrimp and grits.
You're mistaken, Crossless.
Perhaps. I grew up in North Dakota and chicken/waffles still seems strangely exotic in a Southern sort of way. I think I could get behind shrimp and grits though.
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