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Master class in how to shoehorn christianity into any topic.
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Master class in how to shoehorn christianity into any topic.
http://corbaley1.blogspot.com/2010/07/pl...pants.html

Quote:PLAYSTATION 4 & Hammer Pants: The Culture of The Next Best Thing

I've been thinking about technology and Hammer Pants lately. The field of technology is unparallelled in growth and succession, while fashion is changing so much that I am starting to feel really old, and I'm only 29.

What was awesome yesterday is now obsolete, and what we wore yesterday is no longer cool, so we are continually redefining ourselves in order to stay in tune with our cultural "norm".

Think about the iPhone for example. I have friends who have successively purchased each type of iPhone as it comes out. It seems as though only a couple years have passed since the original iPhone, and yet here we are with millions of shoppers rushing and lining up to purchase the "newer version" of their current phone.

Hammer Pants were once the craze of the nation. I remember my mother used to wear them and I thought she was so cool. I rocked my British Knights almost as well as I wore my parachute threads.

So I have to admit that the PS4 will probably happen, while Hammer Pants will most likely stay in seclusion, but it's more of an allusion to another big topic, one that is even more exciting and relevant:

Hebrews 13:8 - Jesus Christ is the same yesterday and today and forever.

What better news do we have than to know that no matter what direction our culture points, no matter how many times we reinvent our way of life, that Jesus will still be the same, and is eternally unchanging. Christ's transcendence of our cultural fluctuation is a source of encouragement and joy for me.

What kind of feelings do you have in relation to the unchanging Christ?




You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

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RE: Master class in how to shoehorn christianity into any topic.
Im bringing hammer pants back.

He's doing it the hard way.

You care about money and fancy things? Jesus didn't!
Then talk about birds not caring or camels and needles

2 sentences and a bible quote vs his preachy paragraph. He's wasting precious internet space! Complete amateur.

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RE: Master class in how to shoehorn christianity into any topic.
Sadly, Hammer has gone full gawd and the pants don't fit the same.
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RE: Master class in how to shoehorn christianity into any topic.
Quote:What kind of feelings do you have in relation to the unchanging Christ?

..the humorous fact that Christianity has splintered off into over 1.5 million different sects...

So if he is so unchanging then why are so many fucking humans confussed at his message?
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RE: Master class in how to shoehorn christianity into any topic.
Well, of course the believers are schismatic, but we can't blame that on the omnipotent one(s), now can we?
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RE: Master class in how to shoehorn christianity into any topic.
(June 25, 2011 at 11:00 am)Epimethean Wrote: Well, of course the believers are schismatic, but we can't blame that on the omnipotent one(s), now can we?

Oh no..absolutely not.. in fact it wasnt Zeus' fault that humans now consider him make believe.

...its humanity's fault.

Wink
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RE: Master class in how to shoehorn christianity into any topic.
Quote:What kind of feelings do you have in relation to the unchanging Christ?


Hit him with a fucking hammer.
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(June 25, 2011 at 4:41 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:What kind of feelings do you have in relation to the unchanging Christ?


Hit him with a fucking hammer.

Wasnt he a god then a man then a god again. So much for unchanging.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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RE: Master class in how to shoehorn christianity into any topic.
No, no, no, you have it all wrong. I am sure Ryft and GC will be along presently to explain that, even when he was a man he was a god, and even when he was a man not knowing what his god-daddy had in store, he was his god-sonness, too, knowing it full well. So no, he never changed-because no-one could ever know what the fucker was in the first place.
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RE: Master class in how to shoehorn christianity into any topic.
(June 26, 2011 at 11:39 am)Epimethean Wrote: No, no, no, you have it all wrong. I am sure Ryft and GC will be along presently to explain that, even when he was a man he was a god, and even when he was a man not knowing what his god-daddy had in store, he was his god-sonness, too, knowing it full well. So no, he never changed-because no-one could ever know what the fucker was in the first place.

I file this under: Reason #4,589 why I am no longer a Christian.
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