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[1 second conversion] Convert theist to atheist, in 1 second
RE: [1 second conversion] Convert theist to atheist, in 1 second
Shoot them in the name of the anti god!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: [1 second conversion] Convert theist to atheist, in 1 second
(January 24, 2017 at 6:12 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Shoot them in the name of the anti god!

Toby?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: [1 second conversion] Convert theist to atheist, in 1 second
(January 24, 2017 at 9:49 am)Stimbo Wrote:
(January 24, 2017 at 7:19 am)ProgrammingGodJordan Wrote: Also, does boru represent: "Baffling or ridiculously unfit"?

Does ProgrammingGodJordan represent "Pretentious robot, obviously grammatically retarded, albeit mindless moron indicating nervous giraffe gesticulations of dementia; just obnoxiously redundant, demonstrating absolute nutbaggery"?

I use this paper of mine as a benchmark for intelligence/diction: http://www.academia.edu/25733790/Causal_...hypothesis

If you can provide a more grammatically elegant paper (written by yourself), your statement above perhaps becomes valid.
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RE: [1 second conversion] Convert theist to atheist, in 1 second
It wasn't a statement; it was a question. There's a little squiggly thing at the end of it, as a sort of clue.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: [1 second conversion] Convert theist to atheist, in 1 second
Oh yeah - albeit.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: [1 second conversion] Convert theist to atheist, in 1 second
(January 24, 2017 at 11:05 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Oh yeah - albeit.

As I said, if you can provide a more grammatically elegant paper than this benchmark of mine (encoded by yourself), your question may probably become rhetorical.
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[1 second conversion] Convert theist to atheist, in 1 second
(January 24, 2017 at 10:49 pm)ProgrammingGodJordan Wrote:
(January 24, 2017 at 9:49 am)Stimbo Wrote: Does ProgrammingGodJordan represent "Pretentious robot, obviously grammatically retarded, albeit mindless moron indicating nervous giraffe gesticulations of dementia; just obnoxiously redundant, demonstrating absolute nutbaggery"?

I use this paper of mine as a benchmark for intelligence/diction: http://www.academia.edu/25733790/Causal_...hypothesis

If you can provide a more grammatically elegant paper (written by yourself), your statement above perhaps becomes valid.


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RE: [1 second conversion] Convert theist to atheist, in 1 second
Son, I grew up steeped in Shakespeare. I am a former British Government official. I can shit more elegant grammar than you could eat in a lifetime.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: [1 second conversion] Convert theist to atheist, in 1 second
And if you're throwing conjunctions like 'albeit' around like confetti, it'd be like challenging a unidexter to an arse kicking contest.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: [1 second conversion] Convert theist to atheist, in 1 second
Foreign Relations Minister Stim?
What are you doin' these days? Hehe
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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