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RE: A question to all atheists!
January 29, 2017 at 8:50 pm
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(January 29, 2017 at 8:45 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Which god did done it?
Ceiling Cat, of course!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: A question to all atheists!
January 29, 2017 at 8:55 pm
(January 29, 2017 at 8:50 pm)Stimbo Wrote: (January 29, 2017 at 8:45 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Which god did done it?
Ceiling Cat, of course!
Don't make assumptions. It might be a trick from Basement Cat.
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RE: A question to all atheists!
January 29, 2017 at 9:02 pm
Maybe it only "identifies" as a ceiling cat.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
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RE: A question to all atheists!
January 29, 2017 at 9:03 pm
(January 29, 2017 at 9:02 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Maybe it only "identifies" as a ceiling cat.
If it identifies as a cat at all, it's awesome.
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A question to all atheists!
January 29, 2017 at 9:33 pm
I still don't get her angle here. Even if some atheist were to say, "sure, I believe the space-time continuum of this natural world is past-eternal", what exactly does she think this demonstrates about god? Or about atheism? I don't see what the, "a-ha!" moment is supposed to be about? [emoji848]
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RE: A question to all atheists!
January 29, 2017 at 9:37 pm
(January 29, 2017 at 9:18 pm)Assimilate Wrote: (January 29, 2017 at 8:35 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: That would be a boy. This is a girl. What 13 year old girl that you know is obsessed with farts?
Kind of obvious aint it.
13 year old girl obsessed with farts?
Could have been a young CL before she grew up and graduated to poop.
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RE: A question to all atheists!
January 29, 2017 at 9:37 pm
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(January 29, 2017 at 9:37 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (January 29, 2017 at 9:18 pm)Assimilate Wrote: Kind of obvious aint it.
13 year old girl obsessed with farts?
Could have been a young CL before she grew up and graduated to poop.
???
Oh, MY! Have we gone BACK along the past-eternal space/time continuum to CL's childhood?!
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RE: A question to all atheists!
January 29, 2017 at 9:41 pm
(January 29, 2017 at 9:37 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: (January 29, 2017 at 9:37 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: 13 year old girl obsessed with farts?
Could have been a young CL before she grew up and graduated to poop.
???
Oh, MY! Have we gone BACK along the past-eternal space/time continuum to CL's childhood?!
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RE: A question to all atheists!
January 29, 2017 at 9:51 pm
And the theists provide the poo?
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