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The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
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There Is Something To This Idea
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The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
 (February 13, 2017 at 10:13 pm)Whateverist Wrote:(February 13, 2017 at 7:41 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Hindus venerate cattle; I eat beef. You worship bacon; pigs run for cover when I drive by a ranch.  (February 14, 2017 at 9:43 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:(February 13, 2017 at 10:13 pm)Whateverist Wrote: And some of us without any use for gods nonetheless worship the bacon. Didn't know about the pigs but the sheep all seem to have your number. (February 14, 2017 at 9:47 am)Whateverist Wrote: Didn't know about the pigs but the sheep all seem to have your number. Helps to write it on the side of the barn, how else they gonna learn it?
Just tell me you're laying off the lambs now.
 (February 13, 2017 at 11:40 pm)ignoramus Wrote: You can throw in those stupid mongrel beefeaters while you're at it... You do know that those stupid mongrel beefeaters are professional soldiers with years of distinguished military service under their belts? They're not random old farts who cosplay at weekends.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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February 14, 2017 at 4:40 pm
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Didn't know that Stim...
Why subject brave soldiers to the indignity of those fucking hairy big hats? (It's OK to defend mother's symbolism) Personally, we like to eat ours...
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
The ones with the bearskin hats are Grenadier Guards, the second most senior regiment in the British army below the Queen's Life Guards (the ones that look like they're from Minas Tirith) and they are on active duty, both at home and abroad. Yep, those hats are made from bearskin. As in skin from a bear. These soldiers wear a whole bear's outside on their heads. Add to that the live rifles they carry whilst on guard duty and a totally professional dedication to that duty.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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