I don't think I've ever watched Singin' in the Rain all the way through, but as soon as someone starts talking about Moses that song is all I can hear.
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Moses peace be upon him, very short tale.
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Helluva dance routine, innit?
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Moses' story is pretty common knowledge. I feel sorry for the guy, getting locked out of the promise land just because he whacked a rock instead of just talking to it. When your god is that petty, there's little point in worshiping him.
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10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html  Quote:He saw two men fighting, one from Moses's people and the other was from the enemy. Using his stick, Moses stabbed the man and killed him. Moses sure knew how to whittle a sharp stick, if you know what I mean...
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
Hang on... Irrigating a sheep???
Quote:I don't understand why you'd come to a discussion forum, and then proceed to reap from visibility any voice that disagrees with you. If you're going to do that, why not just sit in front of a mirror and pat yourself on the back continuously?-Esquilax Evolution - Adapt or be eaten.  (March 8, 2017 at 7:39 pm)Mr Greene Wrote: Hang on... Irrigating a sheep??? A high colonic was a necessary absolution before throwing the beast onto the sacrificial pyre. God enjoys the savory smell of roasting flesh , not shit.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
 (March 8, 2017 at 8:12 pm)Minimalist Wrote:(March 8, 2017 at 7:39 pm)Mr Greene Wrote: Hang on... Irrigating a sheep??? The original translation may have been garbled. It was probably meant to read 'irritating a sheep'. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Seems reasonable.
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