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RE: Looking into femine hygiene; do you . . .
June 4, 2017 at 8:59 pm
scares the crap out of me too
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RE: Looking into femine hygiene; do you . . .
June 4, 2017 at 9:04 pm
(June 4, 2017 at 8:59 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: scares the crap out of me too

Nah! That looks fun Tongue
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Looking into femine hygiene; do you . . .
June 4, 2017 at 9:12 pm
It always kind of reminded me of this guy:

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Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

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RE: Looking into femine hygiene; do you . . .
June 4, 2017 at 10:08 pm
(June 4, 2017 at 8:47 pm)Mermaid Wrote:
(June 4, 2017 at 8:18 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: Worse, my friend.

Introducing, the vaginal speculum:

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This evokes fear in the strongest of women.

According to my wife, these are kept in the fridge before use. I see that this one has a threaded rod so that they can crank you open. Confused Fall
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RE: Looking into femine hygiene; do you . . .
June 4, 2017 at 10:12 pm
How quaint. I myself have an non-threaded rod.
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June 4, 2017 at 10:15 pm (This post was last modified: June 4, 2017 at 10:15 pm by LadyForCamus.)
(June 4, 2017 at 10:08 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(June 4, 2017 at 8:47 pm)Mermaid Wrote: This evokes fear in the strongest of women.

According to my wife, these are kept in the fridge before use. I see that this one has a threaded rod so that they can crank you open. Confused Fall


It's really nothing more than a poorly disguised Pear of Anguish. Oh, and yes...pre-chilled for the full experience, ofc. [emoji13]

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Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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RE: Looking into femine hygiene; do you . . .
June 4, 2017 at 10:37 pm
(June 4, 2017 at 10:15 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote:
(June 4, 2017 at 10:08 pm)Fireball Wrote: According to my wife, these are kept in the fridge before use. I see that this one has a threaded rod so that they can crank you open. Confused Fall


It's really nothing more than a poorly disguised Pear of Anguish.  Oh, and yes...pre-chilled for the full experience, ofc.  [emoji13]

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I say put it in backward and have the ob who chilled that monster reach in there Angry
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RE: Looking into femine hygiene; do you . . .
June 4, 2017 at 10:38 pm
pear of anguish isn't quite as advanced as the mechanism blocks the view

Also, humorous the doctors/physicians/specialists changed the name at some point . . .
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RE: Looking into femine hygiene; do you . . .
June 5, 2017 at 12:34 am
(June 4, 2017 at 10:15 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote:
(June 4, 2017 at 10:08 pm)Fireball Wrote: According to my wife, these are kept in the fridge before use. I see that this one has a threaded rod so that they can crank you open. Confused Fall


It's really nothing more than a poorly disguised Pear of Anguish.  Oh, and yes...pre-chilled for the full experience, ofc.  [emoji13]

[Image: 8cedb599a065e5b41b0314f131a3c72c.jpg]

You know, I saw these somewhere IRL, before the internet, and had thought that they used them in a person's mouth to burn out sinful talk. In my innocence, as it were. My wife pointed out that other use some time after we had been married, when we were watching some TV show or other (back when I used to watch TV). Fucking sick, to say the least.
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RE: Looking into femine hygiene; do you . . .
June 5, 2017 at 1:28 am (This post was last modified: June 5, 2017 at 1:31 am by Whateverist.)
(June 4, 2017 at 8:47 pm)Mermaid Wrote:
(June 4, 2017 at 8:18 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: Worse, my friend.

Introducing, the vaginal speculum:

[Image: 24995842203a95a9319a966092dd588d.jpg]

This evokes fear in the strongest of women.


No doubt.  I don't think I'd have the balls to be a woman.
As for the OP. I think I can tell by touch if my wife has a yeast infection. There is definitely a different surface feel and I know the window of opportunity for stimulation to have the desired effect is greatly reduced.
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