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Looking into femine hygiene; do you . . .
#11
RE: Looking into femine hygiene; do you . . .
aha !!

So that's how it's known it's almost over!

Figured cessation of cramps or better mood was the tip off.
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#12
Looking into femine hygiene; do you . . .
(June 4, 2017 at 12:04 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Look?

Grab a mirror?

Have some else look ?

Have someone else  . . .  . . . well, you know, and don't make me type it out, [shudder] ?

Solicit advice on products to use or not use?

Offer unsolicited advice if you have a friend who may have missed something?

Things that are safe to ignore?

Or not?

Anything special the 'morning after'?

The night before?

I don't, but I know someone who ____________ !!!

What were they thinking when they put this on the market ?

Have you ever had an "OH MY GOD, WHAT IS THAT!! moment?

And it turned out to be nothing?

Or, oh, crap, I'm in trouble now !

And, is it true that . . . . . .


LOL, Vorls! The vagina is, biologically speaking, a "self-cleansing" organ. No need for invasive inspections most of the time. For me: hair management, and a quick glance at the toilet paper to make sure everything is identifiable and within normal limits, and off I go! [emoji13]

Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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#13
RE: Looking into femine hygiene; do you . . .
lol. This is hilarious.

Vaginas are such a mystery to those who don't own one. Vorlon, women don't get PMS or cramps for every period.
If The Flintstones have taught us anything, it's that pelicans can be used to mix cement.

-Homer Simpson
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#14
Looking into femine hygiene; do you . . .
If you're really interested in the details, just visit any pregnancy message board out there. You'll find more Q&A's about the color, odor, and consistency of vaginal discharge than you can even imagine. Along with graphic photos for demonstration.

My LEAST favorite category of which being:

"Does this look like a miscarriage to you guys?!"
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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#15
RE: Looking into femine hygiene; do you . . .
let's just air this out in print first.  I'm queasy enough as it is without the powerpoint slides . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#16
RE: Looking into femine hygiene; do you . . .
C'mon...wake up, ladies. Please. 
Stop walking into it!

Y'all are killing me. Big Grin
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#17
RE: Looking into femine hygiene; do you . . .
Yew guise I'm eating a bagel.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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#18
Looking into femine hygiene; do you . . .
(June 4, 2017 at 1:56 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: let's just air this out in print first.  I'm queasy enough as it is without the powerpoint slides . . .


There was a woman on my BabyCenter message board this past year who posted a close-up of her vagina, labia spread wide, asking if her cervix was dilating because she was worried she was going into labor. 38 weeks pregnant (allegedly), and she didn't know you can't see your cervix from the outside...
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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#19
Looking into femine hygiene; do you . . .
But whatever you do, stay away from Dr. Paltrow. [Image: 216fd7964e2b688e57545fa1046efb97.jpg]
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
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#20
RE: Looking into femine hygiene; do you . . .
I love the idea of showing other women my vagina. "Does this look clean to you?"
If The Flintstones have taught us anything, it's that pelicans can be used to mix cement.

-Homer Simpson
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