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RE: Beards can protect you from being gay
June 21, 2017 at 9:08 am
I'm not maligning Putin, in fact I find him extremely masculine (woot !), but he is definitely challenged in the follicle department. I'm predicting any attempt at a beard he might try is going to be profoundly less plush than the travesty Mark Wahlberg is sporting.
I don't take off points if I think a given man could potentially grow only a pathetic and wan attempt at some facial plumage, but I do take off points when they actually demonstrate their failings in this category.
Once in a VERY long while, a seemingly disappointing hedge will garner some degree of approval with me, (Francois Arnaud pulls off this difficult feat in The Borgias, but his scarcely thicker than a shadow fuzz is entirely compensated for by another character, Michelletto, who does have a nice beard, and who is clearly in love with Cardinal Cesare Borgia, his character in the show) and an extremely masculine Nebraska college football player, Jordan Westerkamp does the seemingly impossible too, but for men in rough and tumble sports, I have differing criteria about facial hair.
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RE: Beards can protect you from being gay
June 21, 2017 at 9:27 am
(June 21, 2017 at 9:08 am)vorlon13 Wrote: I don't take off points if I think a given man could potentially grow only a pathetic and wan attempt at some facial plumage, but I do take off points when they actually demonstrate their failings in this category.
But how are you going to know if they have the potential if they don't attempt to grow one? 
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RE: Beards can protect you from being gay
June 21, 2017 at 9:35 am
I can tell.
Lord knows I've looked over enough male flesh to pick up on things like that.
I've heard some hetero men note they can discern how hairy a given woman is before she disrobes*, I have a similar talent for guys.
I'll admit the few surprises I have had with my predictions have been a given man will turn out to be either somewhat hairy than I expected, or he is surprisingly adept at displaying whatever he does have in an appealing manner.
And keep in mind, there are some hairy guys that just can't pull it off regardless, David Hasselhoff springs to mind, ick !!
*"if she has hair on her knuckles, she has hair on her stomach" kind of observations . . .[shudder]
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RE: Beards can protect you from being gay
June 21, 2017 at 9:55 am
. . . hair on the inside of her wrist, she's hairy everywhere . . .
Damn, how many drunk guys have told me crap about their disturbing world of heterosexuality that I cannot ever forget ?
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RE: Beards can protect you from being gay
June 21, 2017 at 10:07 am
Vorls, I honestly think you should write a comedic book about your exploits. Changing names, of course. But I'd buy it.
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RE: Beards can protect you from being gay
June 21, 2017 at 1:38 pm
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(June 21, 2017 at 9:08 am)vorlon13 Wrote: I don't take off points if I think a given man could potentially grow only a pathetic and wan attempt at some facial plumage, but I do take off points when they actually demonstrate their failings in this category.
I cannot grow a proper beard to save my life.
I have allowed it to grow for months to no avail. All I can accomplish is a thick peach fuzz that does not even connect as a whole to make a full beard. I cannot even do a proper five o'clock shadow.
I have hair in abundance on my arms, legs, and pubic area. I cannot grow hair on my chest, but I have hair around my nipples and stomach area.
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RE: Beards can protect you from being gay
June 21, 2017 at 2:55 pm
I thought a skinny bear was an otter?
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RE: Beards can protect you from being gay
June 21, 2017 at 3:11 pm
(June 21, 2017 at 2:55 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: I thought a skinny bear was an otter?
It is.
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A gay man who is very hairy all over his body, but is smaller in frame and weighs considerably less than a bear.
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RE: Beards can protect you from being gay
June 21, 2017 at 3:25 pm
Gay local hidden variable theory....lol.
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RE: Beards can protect you from being gay
June 21, 2017 at 4:24 pm
(June 20, 2017 at 11:38 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Ta Losty. (throws away half a ham sandwich)
What? I thought it was hot.
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