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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
June 19, 2017 at 7:19 pm
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(June 19, 2017 at 1:31 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: (June 16, 2017 at 1:49 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: I have been told that mine is not scarely huge, but and I shall quote "sufficient".
I have also been told that in aroused it looks a little small but when aroused its "surprisingly large".
I'm unsure about how flattering that is.
When I'm tired I just put in random words don't I.
The strange thing is it genuinely feels like a masterclass in eloquence when I do it.
Well I wasn't gonna say anything.. 
I just like hearing you talk *dreamy eyes
Lmao Chimp 
Thats hilarious (the picture!) I wonder why we "civilized" humans have such a hatd time talking about sex!!! I think it's cuz we think it's inappropper until a certain age, but seeing as how it's a binary human function? Kids know a lot more than we give em credit for! I daresay ask what's in the book though lol
As for the soup? I'll take a salad, thanks. Yep a nice good ol tossed salad.
Shaken, not stirred.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
July 7, 2017 at 10:14 pm
Hey! What the hell? This thing was meant to get really long!
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
July 7, 2017 at 10:23 pm
(June 15, 2017 at 4:32 pm)Luckie Wrote: Okay so I've noticed over the years just how Many numerous tangents about penises (penne in Latin apparently) ....
Penne alla Arrabbiata will never seem the same again.
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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
July 7, 2017 at 10:38 pm
I actually did have some Alfredo Penne recently and laugh to myself as my tongue pushed at the end of the hollow shaft.
I guess we need to get some fluffers in here, to keep it up.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
July 7, 2017 at 11:57 pm
My perby neighbour just bought a new dog.
He called it a cockandspankit
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
July 8, 2017 at 1:03 am
Perby neighbors are the best. I'd take them any day over insufferable stuck ups.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
July 8, 2017 at 3:49 am
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(July 7, 2017 at 10:14 pm)Luckie Wrote: Hey! What the hell? This thing was meant to get really long!
B'dum, t'shhhhhh
Sum ergo sum
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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
July 8, 2017 at 7:29 am
Ben why does your profile say tea boy but doesn't mention the biscuits? 
Also, from the NSFW thread, you're definitely a man not a boy. Fix now or forever hold your piece!
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
July 8, 2017 at 7:32 am
I cook my penne al dente. Ouch!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
July 8, 2017 at 7:36 am
Better than fried, I guess 
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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