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The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
(June 19, 2017 at 1:31 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(June 16, 2017 at 1:49 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: I have been told that mine is not scarely huge, but and I shall quote "sufficient".

I have also been told that in aroused it looks a little small but when aroused its "surprisingly large".
I'm unsure about how flattering that is.

When I'm tired I just put in random words don't I.
The strange thing is it genuinely feels like a masterclass in eloquence when I do it.


Well I wasn't gonna say anything.. Angel

I just like hearing you talk *dreamy eyes



Lmao Chimp ROFLOL

Thats hilarious (the picture!) I wonder why we "civilized" humans have such a hatd time talking about sex!!! I think it's cuz we think it's inappropper until a certain age, but seeing as how it's a binary human function? Kids know a lot more than we give em credit for! I daresay ask what's in the book though lol


 

As for the soup? I'll take a salad, thanks. Yep a nice good ol tossed salad.
Shaken, not stirred.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
Hey! What the hell? This thing was meant to get really long!
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
(June 15, 2017 at 4:32 pm)Luckie Wrote: Okay so I've noticed over the years just how Many numerous tangents about penises (penne in Latin apparently) ....

Penne alla Arrabbiata will never seem the same again.
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful. — Edward Gibbon

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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
I actually did have some Alfredo Penne recently and laugh to myself as my tongue pushed at the end of the hollow shaft. Angel

I guess we need to get some fluffers in here, to keep it up.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
My perby neighbour just bought a new dog.

He called it a cockandspankit

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
Perby neighbors are the best. I'd take them any day over insufferable stuck ups.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
(July 7, 2017 at 10:14 pm)Luckie Wrote: Hey! What the hell? This thing was meant to get really long!

B'dum, t'shhhhhh
Sum ergo sum
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Ben why does your profile say tea boy but doesn't mention the biscuits? Thinking
Also, from the NSFW thread, you're definitely a man not a boy. Fix now or forever hold your piece!
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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I cook my penne al dente. Ouch!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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Better than fried, I guess Tongue
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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