Accept for the times I lived on campus at university, I’ve lived alone all my adult life. But one day as I stood in my kitchen I realized that I just couldn’t do it. I tried and tried to no avail. I went out into the hall and there was a man standing right outside my door talking to the lady across the hall.
I didn’t care. I was desperate and any man would have done at that point. I buttonholed him right in the hall and without even asking his name, I said, “I need a man.”
He jumped back, “What do you mean?”
“Open this jar.”
I strongly suspect that jars were specifically designed by men to protect themselves against gender obsolescence.
In my mind, men will never become obsolete. There’s something about them. If you have one that’s special to you, let him know it before the sun goes down.
I declare July 24 as International Men’s Day.
I can bring home the bacon
Or fry it up in the pan
But I’ll never never never forget you’re a man
Cause I’m a woman
I didn’t care. I was desperate and any man would have done at that point. I buttonholed him right in the hall and without even asking his name, I said, “I need a man.”
He jumped back, “What do you mean?”
“Open this jar.”
I strongly suspect that jars were specifically designed by men to protect themselves against gender obsolescence.
In my mind, men will never become obsolete. There’s something about them. If you have one that’s special to you, let him know it before the sun goes down.
I declare July 24 as International Men’s Day.
I can bring home the bacon
Or fry it up in the pan
But I’ll never never never forget you’re a man
Cause I’m a woman
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
