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Poll: Trump, May and Farage are on fire. Do you grab:
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A burger
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A pizza
16.67%
1 16.67%
A phone
16.67%
1 16.67%
Something else (please elaborate)
66.67%
4 66.67%
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If Trump, Teresa May and Nigel Farage caught fire...
#1
If Trump, Teresa May and Nigel Farage caught fire...
... What would you grab first?

A burger

A pizza

A phone to video it

Something else

?
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#2
RE: If Trump, Teresa May and Nigel Farage caught fire...
A camcorder.
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#3
RE: If Trump, Teresa May and Nigel Farage caught fire...
(August 19, 2017 at 8:19 am)Cyberman Wrote: ... What would you grab first?

A burger

A pizza

A phone to video it

Something else

?

I can't see how I'd be in their company when they all caught fire. UNLESS, I was part of an angry mob out to avenge the ruination of our country by brexit, in which case I'd grab petrol.



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#4
RE: If Trump, Teresa May and Nigel Farage caught fire...
Gasoline?............................... I'm only kidding
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#5
RE: If Trump, Teresa May and Nigel Farage caught fire...
I voted "Something Else"- I'd grab a face mask. Can you imagine the stench of all that burning bullshit?
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#6
RE: If Trump, Teresa May and Nigel Farage caught fire...
A fire truck. I get the anger, but I am still not into revenge.

I certainly would throw a party if 45 stepped down or got impeached. But no, I would not want him tortured if he went to prison, or even physically attacked if he stepped down but didn't go to prison.

Again, it is horrible humans fight in war, but we didn't commit mass genocide on Germany or Japan after we defeated them.

So with 45 or the far right bigots, sure, you have to stand up to them now, but when you defeat assholes like that, you don't do to them what they would want to do to you.
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RE: If Trump, Teresa May and Nigel Farage caught fire...
My willy. Clive would be most pleased at the spectacle unfolding.
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RE: If Trump, Teresa May and Nigel Farage caught fire...
Let me put it this way. Some time ago, Farage tweeted a picture of himself on a beach with the rock of Gibraltar in the background and the caption "what's this behind me?" or some such.

One wag replied something to the effect of "please God, a frogman with a harpoon gun". Such is the high regard we give to politicians and others of similar distinction. We're not calling for their death nor revelling in the thought; we're simply kicking away the pedestal that they've stood upon.
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