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END TIMES COMPENDIUM
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#61
RE: END TIMES COMPENDIUM
August 22, 2017 at 5:46 am
(August 22, 2017 at 5:43 am)IAOALGIV Wrote:
(August 22, 2017 at 5:40 am)chimp3 Wrote: Ask Jesus. He knows!

Alright bro, your choice to say no or whatever..but you can't say I didn't try..

I am serious. You have Divination, Astrology, and Jesus in your tool kit. You should be able to mine that wealth of wisdom for some piece of the puzzle. It is my opinion that Jesus only knows what his believers know. You are supporting that opinion.
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RE: END TIMES COMPENDIUM
August 22, 2017 at 5:49 am
Quote:When exactly did I state that I was Christian..? But you can go ahead and assume that..it makes things way more interesting..

Where did I state your were a Christian



Quote:As for you my friend, I would get right with lord while you still can. Time's ticking away..

How original Dodgy
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RE: END TIMES COMPENDIUM
August 22, 2017 at 5:56 am (This post was last modified: August 22, 2017 at 5:58 am by IAOALGIV.)
(August 22, 2017 at 5:46 am)chimp3 Wrote:
(August 22, 2017 at 5:43 am)IAOALGIV Wrote: Alright bro, your choice to say no or whatever..but you can't say I didn't try..

I am serious. You have Divination, Astrology, and Jesus in your tool kit. You should be able to mine that wealth of wisdom for some piece of the puzzle. It is my opinion that Jesus only knows what his believers know. You are supporting that opinion.

I'm not gonna be teased for a birth date lol
(August 22, 2017 at 5:49 am)Tizheruk Wrote:
Quote:When exactly did I state that I was Christian..? But you can go ahead and assume that..it makes things way more interesting..

Where did I state your were a Christian



Quote:As for you my friend, I would get right with lord while you still can. Time's ticking away..

How original Dodgy

How dodgy

Yeah tbh..I probably misquoted you or something..all you atheists look alike!
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RE: END TIMES COMPENDIUM
August 22, 2017 at 5:57 am
(August 22, 2017 at 5:56 am)IAOALGIV Wrote:
(August 22, 2017 at 5:46 am)chimp3 Wrote: I am serious. You have Divination, Astrology, and Jesus in your tool kit. You should be able to mine that wealth of wisdom for some piece of the puzzle. It is my opinion that Jesus only knows what his believers know. You are supporting that opinion.

I'm not gonna be teased for a birth date lol

I am not going to be impressed easily.
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RE: END TIMES COMPENDIUM
August 22, 2017 at 6:00 am
(August 22, 2017 at 5:57 am)chimp3 Wrote:
(August 22, 2017 at 5:56 am)IAOALGIV Wrote: I'm not gonna be teased for a birth date lol

I am not going to be impressed easily.

I'm not here to impress you..or anyone. I'm trying to save your souls..

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RE: END TIMES COMPENDIUM
August 22, 2017 at 6:04 am
(August 22, 2017 at 6:00 am)IAOALGIV Wrote:
(August 22, 2017 at 5:57 am)chimp3 Wrote: I am not going to be impressed easily.

I'm not here to impress you..or anyone. I'm trying to save your souls..

I guess you better get serious about it then. Find the information you need to tell my fortune and save my soul. What makes me tick? What would bring me to Jesus?
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RE: END TIMES COMPENDIUM
August 22, 2017 at 6:05 am
(August 22, 2017 at 6:00 am)IAOALGIV Wrote:
(August 22, 2017 at 5:57 am)chimp3 Wrote: I am not going to be impressed easily.

I'm not here to impress you..or anyone. I'm trying to save your souls..

MUSIC GALORE



You'll have an easier time proving phlogiston than proving souls existing.
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself — and you are the easiest person to fool." - Richard P. Feynman
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RE: END TIMES COMPENDIUM
August 22, 2017 at 6:08 am
(August 22, 2017 at 6:04 am)chimp3 Wrote:
(August 22, 2017 at 6:00 am)IAOALGIV Wrote: I'm not here to impress you..or anyone. I'm trying to save your souls..

I guess you better get serious about it then. Find the information you need to tell my fortune and save my soul. What makes me tick? What would bring me to Jesus?

Nah man you got it twisted..I'm not helping you with SHIT goofy..

Anyways..who's got the info on CERN? To my understanding, there is a connection to Saturn somewhere in there..

What do you think..?
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RE: END TIMES COMPENDIUM
August 22, 2017 at 6:09 am
Quote:How dodgy

How not


Quote:Yeah tbh..I probably misquoted you or something..all you atheists look alike


But no were near as similar as all you fringeloon
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RE: END TIMES COMPENDIUM
August 22, 2017 at 6:09 am (This post was last modified: August 22, 2017 at 6:10 am by IAOALGIV.)
(August 22, 2017 at 6:05 am)Sal Wrote:
(August 22, 2017 at 6:00 am)IAOALGIV Wrote: I'm not here to impress you..or anyone. I'm trying to save your souls..

MUSIC GALORE



You'll have an easier time proving phlogiston than proving souls existing.

Don't worry bro you'll find out soon enough when you're burning in hell for all eternity..
(August 22, 2017 at 6:09 am)Tizheruk Wrote:
Quote:How dodgy

How not


Quote:Yeah tbh..I probably misquoted you or something..all you atheists look alike


But no were near as similar as all you fringeloon
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